This post originally appeared on October 19th, 2008.
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel after a luvly meel and dessert at the casa wot bandini bilt wot wuz also attended by a misteeryus mango minster shirt waring fan of mine hoo kind of lukd like my dada “flat stanley” told me we wer off to the vista viking festival!!! vikings in kalifornya hoo noo but chek it owt!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel we hav departed frum the oshunside harbor with owr kargo of abandond seefood traps and hav deliverd it to the faymus meksikan restawrant casa de bandini so now “flat stanley” and i ar at owr taybel eeting komplimentary homemayd torteeyah chips and salsa and preetending to be hyoomans chek it owt!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel having had a bit of a skayr in the mithikal mowntin town of julian dooring wich it wuz verry dark and we wer likely to be eeten by a groo “flat stanley” and i hav now traveld bak to the relativ sayfty of the oshunside harbor!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel having moovd on frum the mishun san looeey ray after kutting saint francis of assistant a chek for crashing into his porch my toor gide flat stanley and i hav now mayd owr way in the flatmobile to the carlsbad kraftwerks myoozeum wot is a playse of menny small and wundrus models and replicas!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay as yoo may reekall last munth my dadas mama and dada aka mimmier and pippier kaym to visit and they all went to varyus intresting playses arownd the mithikal land of suthern kalifornya but did i git to go to enny of theez playses??? no i did not!!! now of korse mimmier and pippier hav sinse reeternd home but they left sumwun beehind hoo akkompaneed them on there adventchers chek it owt!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel dadas visit with his mama and dada kontinyooz this week their has ben a visit to a gold mine and to a viking festival and to a sidewawk art show and to varyus restawrants and hav i gottin to go along on enny of it??? no!!! and has dada helpd me finish the story of owr visitting leprekawn yet??? no!!! but he did kondesend to let me post another reepeet of wot he is kalling “klassik dennis” posts or wot i am kalling “dada is too lazy to help dennis” posts ennnyway heer is wun frum the mithikal yeer of 2008 wen flat tony kaym to visit us all the way frum the mithikal land of noo zeeland!!! we wer going to tayk him to the top sekret dog park but as so offen happens arownd heer things did not go as plannd chek it owt!!!