Spicoli: “Dude, is it just me or does your gadget look an awful lot like a flux capacitor?”
Mouse: “It’s not just you. The flux capacitor sets up a small time oscillation inside the slot machine which allows me to control the output of its processor, thus allowing me to override the pseudo-random number generator and control the icons that it outputs.”
Spicoli: “Oh, okay. Wait, what?”
Mouse: “I’ll make it go back and forth in time so I can cheat at slots.”
Spicoli: “Oh, okay. Cool.”
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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i seem to be having a bit of trouble gitting my projekt to sayv the erth frum tuckers flatchoolense off the grownd
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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i hav sekyoord the vakyoom kleener to the doghowse of justiss and now i just need to sekyoor the doghowse of justiss to doc browns delorean and then with the kombined power of both time macheens and the spayse travel capabiliteez of the doghowse i wil be aybel to sayv the wurld frum tuckers flatchoolense chek it owt!!!
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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel it luks like this is the end for us dogs as the dinosawrs are closing in so i skratch wun last messadj in the mud before we git stompd or eeten or — hay wot is that???
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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wow it wuz verry nice to heer how much evrywun likes to reed abowt wot i am up to i am sorry i wuz gawn all yesterday if dada wer a normal persun hoo just yoozd gnome like evrywun else hoo runs ubuntu then i wood hav ben abel to post but no he has to tweek this and that and the other thing and install sumthing calld pekwm jeez yoo wood think he wuz yoozing gentoo or sumthing he is such a nerd ha ha
wel ennyway wile i was in … incommun … wile i wuz beeing kept off the compyooter, a kuple of verry larj and misteeryus pakajez arrivd at the howse:
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