Chaplin: “Can you explain this wi-fi password concept to us one more time?”
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Captain Yosemite Sam: “I already illustrated it for you varmints with Ritz crackers, pieces of biscotti, potato chips, and a charcuterie plate! You’re just incapable of understanding it!”
Seagull: “Once more! Just once more! Maybe with rice cakes! With rice cakes!”
Chaplin: “Eww, no, not with rice cakes.”
Seagull: “Did I say rice cakes? I meant French fries! French fries! French fries!”
Mouse: “All right, the first test of your thumb functionality will be opening this can of dog food.”
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Lulu: “Come on, Blue! You can do it!”
Producer Smurf: “I smurf thumbs too, you know, and no one is smurfing all over me about it.”
Spicoli: “No you don’t, dude. You have four fingers that all look the same. Besides, you never let go of your megaphone or your little book.”
Chaplin: “Why are you reading a book of cat facts, Charlee? You’re a cat. I’m a cat. We’re both experts on cat facts.”
Charlee: “I’m looking for things they got wrong.” Continue reading “Cat Fact Fever”
Dada’s Note: Thank you all for the Power of the Paw! Yesterday evening and again early this morning, Dennis deposited his first solid, decent-looking “contributions” to the backyard in days. Here’s hoping he has turned the corner on his latest flareup of IBD and can get back to gaining weight and feeling better from his radiation therapy.
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay happy noo yeer!!! i tuk the libertee of dokyoomenting owr noo yeerz eev partee last nite chek it owt!!!
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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i am heer under the bed in the canary ilands wayting for trixie to come and reskyew me frum the skarry chirpy birds wot apparently infest this horrid playse chek it owt!!!
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