Please Ma’am May I Have Some More?

Chaplin: “This diet business shall not stand!”
Mr. Nibbles: “I’m not sure there’s much you can do about it, friend Hipsters.”
Charlee: “We’ll just see about that.”

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Lies, Blatant Lies …

Blue: “Cat food? No, I. haven’t been stealing cat food. Do you think I should?”
Chaplin: “No, you definitely shouldn’t. Cat food tastes terrible. Blecch.”
Blue: “Then why do you cats eat it?”
Charlee: “We just like to suffer.”

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J’Accuse Part Deux

Spicoli: “Come on, little dudes, do you really think I would steal food out of the mouths of kitties?”
Charlee: “Well I mean you do seem to have the munchies all the time.”

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J’Accuse

Charlee: “So you didn’t steal any of my food? Because the last few days there hasn’t been as much of it as usual.”
Chaplin: “Not only did I not steal your food, my food has also been a little light lately.”

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The Tour, Day 2: The Kitchen

Lulu: “This is the kitchen. It’s where food preparation takes place.”
Java Bean: “Food, eh? Funny, it doesn’t look like a taco truck.”
Spicoli: “Did someone say ‘taco truck’?”

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Caturday Matinee: You Shall Not Pass (But *YOU* Shall)

Dada’s Note: We seem to have isolated Chaplin’s digestive condition to something related to the size and frequency of his meals, so we got an automatic feeder for him that reads his microchip and only opens when he puts his head through the sensing apparatus. (The device can also work via a collar tag.) This allows him to go and eat whenever and however much he wants, and as a result he has gained back all the weight he lost while we were trying to figure things out.

Needless to say, Charlee doesn’t quite understand why the automatic feeder won’t open for her …

Sea Legs

Chaplin: “Can you explain this wi-fi password concept to us one more time?”
Captain Yosemite Sam: “I already illustrated it for you varmints with Ritz crackers, pieces of biscotti, potato chips, and a charcuterie plate! You’re just incapable of understanding it!”
Seagull: “Once more! Just once more! Maybe with rice cakes! With rice cakes!”
Chaplin: “Eww, no, not with rice cakes.”
Seagull: “Did I say rice cakes? I meant French fries! French fries! French fries!”

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Put This Thumb To The Test

Mouse: “All right, the first test of your thumb functionality will be opening this can of dog food.”
Lulu: “Come on, Blue! You can do it!”
Producer Smurf: “I smurf thumbs too, you know, and no one is smurfing all over me about it.”
Spicoli: “No you don’t, dude. You have four fingers that all look the same. Besides, you never let go of your megaphone or your little book.”

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Cat Fact Fever

Chaplin: “Why are you reading a book of cat facts, Charlee? You’re a cat. I’m a cat. We’re both experts on cat facts.”
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