Lulu’s Life Tips: How To Play American Football

Hello friendlies! Lulu here with a tutorial video for all my international friends, as well as my non-sportsball-loving American friends, which will completely demonstrate all the ins and outs of how to play American football. I have put this video together with the help of my trusty assistant, Dada!

Charlee: “I’m not sure there’s anyone less qualified than Dada to assist on a tutorial about football.”
Lulu: “He doesn’t contribute any actual knowledge. He just throws the ball.”
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Kittiron Gang

Spicoli: “Looks like those dudes raided Liberace’s collection of sports memorabilia.”
Mr. Nibbles: “I didn’t know you Hipsters were interested in football.”
Charlee: “Well we don’t really know too much about it, but a lot of people said I should be in the Super Bowl because of my ball-catching skills so we thought we should find out more.”
Chaplin: “I could catch the ball if I wanted to. I just choose not to because it’s undignified.”

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