Why Fi?

Captain Yosemite Sam: “Listen, cat! Wi-Fi is a precious commodity! If I give out the password, there’ll be less wi-fi for m! And I’m the Captain, so I need all the wi-fi! Understand?”
Chaplin: “Not really. Maybe you could demonstrate it. Say, with a bowl of crackers?”

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Steve Who?

Charlee: “This is the worst-organized store I’ve ever seen.”
Lulu: “Are you sure this is Pier One?”
GPS: “BING! Of course I’m sure. I’m connected to satellites and stuff.”
Seagull: “What about bits of bread? Have you got any bits of bread?”
Chaplin: “Do I look like I would have bits of bread?”
Seagull: “Everyone looks like they would have bits of bread.”

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Pier What?

Chaplin: “So where do we have to go to get this meat-based patio furniture?”
Lulu: “I’m not sure, the picture didn’t say. I figure we can start at Pier One. They sell patio furniture.”
Charlee: “Makes sense. Should we take Dada’s car or the Magic Flying Coaster?”
Lulu: “Well, Dada’s car is kind of slow these days, and the Magic Flying Coaster has limited cargo capacity. But I have a plan.”

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Silly Details

Mouse: “So you’re trying to tell me that this is your Dada’s car?”
Lulu: “Uh-huh.”
Blue: “So you crows, you fly around this area a lot, yeah?”
Crow: “Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!”

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Coming Soon

Charlee: “What do you suppose happened to Dada’s car?”
Chaplin: “Maybe it drove itself home. Don’t cars drive themselves places these days?”
Blue’s Phone: “BEEP! Your ride will arrive in five minutes.”

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rayd!!!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel it seems that after choaking down a kuple of snayls i now hav the ninja hedjhogs kompleetly foold!!! in fakt i wuz pikd to go on sum sort of top seekret verry important rayd with them!!! i can only imadjin wot sort of nefaryus items we mite be steeling!!! weppons??? nookular mateeryal??? hanna montanna rekords??? soon i wil find owt wot the first peese of there master plan is!!!

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