hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay gess wot happend wun yeer ago??? a kuple of feral hipster kitties arrived frum the sandy eggo hyoomayn sosietee!!! they wer riding in there hipstermobile by wich i meen a littel cat kerryer chek it owt!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel this has ben a gud week for loot!!! first flat tony gayv me sum buks to reed and then i got a packadj in the mayl frum my frends el’bow and hauwii in belgium!!! i hav started reeding the buks and i dont reely no wot they are abowt yet it seems to mostly be a bunch of unrelayted wurds strung together sort of like the faymus nonsense buk portrat of the artist as a yung man but if dada cud finish the broke cycle i can finish the oxford inglish dikshonerry!!! but enuf abowt that lets luk at the loot wot kaym in the mayl!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel with the dog blog wurld beeing fully engaydjd in mango minster at the moment things ar pritty slow on the awards and meem frunt i only hav wun award today and — wot??? the award is for trixie not for me??? inkonseevabul!!! let me verify that wun moment pleez!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i hav ben informd by owr judj that all the tennis bals ar gawn and i hav to find replaysment tennis bals but i dont hav enny munny on akkownt of i paid it all to the ninja hedjog flagmen so now i am not shoor that the mango minster flyball turnamint can kontinyoo it is verry sad!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay welkum to yet anuther instalmint of the sunday awards and meem and flyball preshow!!! thats rite this week we ar beginning owr long awayted paralel programming with mangominster 2010 its the mangominster flyball turnamint!!! so that mayks this the flyball preshow!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i hav lernd that menny shows and events hav korporit sponsers wot help mayk them profitabul and so i hav deesided to invite the most bestest company i no to be my korporit sponser thats rite it is the faymus dennises majik flying coaster company wot is bringing yoo this fine entertaynment!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel as yoo may hav herd i met up with my noo frends joey and kealani at the fabeld top seekret dog park now joey and kealani alreddy noo abowt it so i didnt hav to eet them to protekt the seekret like i did with flat tony even tho dada spoyld my efort then by reassembling him dada wil be sorry wen flat tony blabs to the press abowt ware the top seekret dog park can be fownd!!!! wel ennyway we had a gud time playing with joey and kealani and the other dogs at the park