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Jokers Wild

Dennis: “Charlee! Chaplin! What are you doing in the mythical land of Hungary?” Chaplin: “We’re here to bring you back home to California!” Felix Leiter:”Those cats have some sharp-looking tuxedos.”

Has Anyone Seen Abe Frohman?

Spicoli: “Yo, dude, do you work here?” Ambassador: “Yes, I do. That’s why I’m on this side of the counter. How can I help you today, ‘sir’?” Spicoli: “We’re looking for our friend. He’s a red dog who accidentally got deported to Hungary.” Ambassador:…

The Operative Word

James Bond: “Baccarat. Yes, I can tell you about baccarat. But first you must tell me something.” Dennis: “Ummm okay, let’s see. Well, I licked all the bacon in the buffet.” James Bond: “That’s not the sort of information I meant. But thank you…

Shell Riders In The Sky

Charlee: “Look, Chaplin! I can see our house from here!” Producer Smurf: “Of course you can smurf your house from here. We’ve only smurfed like a hundred feet.”

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