Mouse: “First, I’d like to thank everyone for coming to this in-service …”
Producer Smurf: “Why are you thanking us? The memo you smurfed out smurfed attendance was mandatory.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Why do I have to be at this stupid meeting? I was barely involved in all this nonsense!”
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Backstage Pass
Roadie: “What are you two doing here?”
Charlee: “We’re just trying to get into the dressing room. Can you let us in?”
Scratch That Plan
I Hired Them from the Internet
Ed Nygma: “I’m sure your wall-mounted cat gymnastics set is a lot of fun, but a proper secret lair would be underground.”
Chaplin: “Oh, underground? Why didn’t you say so?”
Overheard Around the House
Chaplin: “What have you found out about the members of Garbage from watching their videos? Are they cats?”
Charlee: “Still not sure. They’re only happy when it rains, which is evidence against. But apparently they’re nocturnal thieves, which is evidence for.”
Chaplin: “So what’s your next move?”
Charlee: “I was thinking I would track them down in person and run some tests. Maybe I’ll try hissing at them or bouncing a toy on a string in front of them to see what they do.”
There’s a Controversy on the Internet
Vermin: “HISS! Why are we having another meeting already? I didn’t sign up to sit through wall to wall meetings!”
Mouse: “You realize you’re free to leave any time, right?”
Lulu: “This isn’t a meeting, it’s a brainstorming session to decide what we should do about a controversy on the Internet.”
Mr. Nibbles: “Can’t we just ignore it?”
On The Twitter
Lulu: “What are you two doing?”
Charle: “Oh we’re just looking at the Twitter.”
Chaplin: “It’s not ‘the’ Twitter, Charlee, it’s just Twitter. Like how it’s not ‘the’ Batman, it’s just Batman.”
The Raiding Is The Hardest Part
The After Party’s Gonna Be A Wingding
busted!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i seem to hav arowzd trixies suspishuns with the staydj wot is going up in the bakyard but maybe i can konvinss her it is not my fawlt!!!
A Fluffy Curtain Has Descended
Stand Tall, Don’t Think Small, Don’t Get Your Back Against The Wall
dada went to palomar and all i got wuz to stay home with mama
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay this weekend dada and his gests went up to neerby palomar mowntin ware they hav the faymus teleskope wot wuz yoozd by galilayo to discover aliens on joopiter and also to disproov the foolish noshun that the erth revolvs arownd the sun meenwile i got to stay home and hang owt with mama ha ha in yore fayse dada!!!
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