Tag: gargamel

NASA Canasta

Senator #1: “Mr. Vizsla, are you sure we can’t get you some bottled water or a snack that’s not served in a dog food bowl?” Dennis: “Well, since you’re offering …”

Damage Control

Newspaper Clipping: “Furry Party Campaign In Disarray As Infighting Continues By A. NEWSHOUND The longshot fifth-party cam- paign of Dennis the Vizsla’s Furry Party was thrown into turmoil this week as Dennis’s long-time campaign manager Producer Smurf clashed with new adviser Vizzini the Sicilian…

Power Points

Gargamel: “As you are aware, Dennis, the path to electoral success is narrow, and victory is nearly as unlikely as winning a land war in Asia.” Dennis: “Oh for sure! Um, what does ‘electoral’ mean, exactly?” Gargamel: “The mouse told me you might ask…

Smurfin’ Words

Mouse: “Hello, Mouse from NIMH here! I ‘borrowed’ the Magic Flying Coaster for a little road trip to recruit a very special staff member for Dennis’s campaign, but wanted to share some promising news from Hemopet about the California sales tax issue. Thanks everyone…

Mealworm Soup for the Soul

A Dance With Doggies

the sunday awards and meem and art show — under noo manadjmint!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wow we hav another big crop of awards this week!!! and becuz i missd an award last week wot wuz kindly givin to me by my gud frend ludwig van puppy dog i hav deesided…

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