Tag: gargamel

NASA Canasta

Senator #1: “Mr. Vizsla, are you sure we can’t get you some bottled water or a snack that’s not served in a dog food bowl?” Dennis: “Well, since you’re offering …”

Damage Control

Newspaper Clipping: “Furry Party Campaign In Disarray As Infighting Continues By A. NEWSHOUND The longshot fifth-party cam- paign of Dennis the Vizsla’s Furry Party was thrown into turmoil this week as Dennis’s long-time campaign manager Producer Smurf clashed with new adviser Vizzini the Sicilian… Continue Reading “Damage Control”

Power Points

Gargamel: “As you are aware, Dennis, the path to electoral success is narrow, and victory is nearly as unlikely as winning a land war in Asia.” Dennis: “Oh for sure! Um, what does ‘electoral’ mean, exactly?” Gargamel: “The mouse told me you might ask… Continue Reading “Power Points”

Smurfin’ Words

Mouse: “Hello, Mouse from NIMH here! I ‘borrowed’ the Magic Flying Coaster for a little road trip to recruit a very special staff member for Dennis’s campaign, but wanted to share some promising news from Hemopet about the California sales tax issue. Thanks everyone… Continue Reading “Smurfin’ Words”

Mealworm Soup for the Soul

A Dance With Doggies

the sunday awards and meem and art show — under noo manadjmint!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wow we hav another big crop of awards this week!!! and becuz i missd an award last week wot wuz kindly givin to me by my gud frend ludwig van puppy dog i hav deesided… Continue Reading “the sunday awards and meem and art show — under noo manadjmint!!!”

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