Tag: german shepherds

My Cup Runneth Empty

Charlee: “We were just kidding about the stink. You smell terrific.”Skunk: “Yeah? What terrific thing do I smell like?”Spicoli: “Patchouli. Or maybe pizza. Or maybe pizza with patchouli on top.”Vermin: “HISSS! Like freshly roasted ticks!”Lulu: “Like something I found in the yard that I… Continue Reading “My Cup Runneth Empty”

Live Free and Snack Hard

Chaplin: “Thank you for the elevenses, Mr. Baggins. It was delicious.” Bilbo Baggins: “You’re welcome! Are you sure you got enough to eat? There’s still plenty of food left.” Chaplin: “I know, but it’s mostly fruit. That stuff will kill you.”

SnackQuest II: Snack Harder

Chaplin: “What do you mean you don’t have any snacks to spare? There’s a giant pile of them on the glider right next to you.” Spicoli: “That’s just my morning supply, dude. They’ll be gone by like 10am.”

Rescue Moth

Charlee: “Do you still think you can smack that moth and then eat it, Chaplin?” Chaplin: “It might be a little too big to smack and eat.”

The Quorum Forum

Lulu: “All right, now that we have a quorum, let’s hear arguments for and against, then take a vote to decide if we want to try to get this economic assistance from Facebook so that we can buy new balloons for the turtle.”Vermin: “HISSS!… Continue Reading “The Quorum Forum”

It’s The Sunday Awards And Meme Show Skipping A Meeting Edition!

Lulu: “Thanks for coming to this meeting. So the reason I called you here is to discuss this thing from Facebook about economic relief for The Oceanside Animals. I don’t know how much money Facebook wants to give us, but I figure it must… Continue Reading “It’s The Sunday Awards And Meme Show Skipping A Meeting Edition!”

Yes, We Have No Balloonas

Carpet Turtle: “That infernal lung-powered device of yours popped all my balloons, mammal.” Lulu: “I know. Sorry.”

Concerts In The Park Yard

Dogcestry

Mouse: “What are you looking at, Lulu?” Lulu: “Oh it’s that app Dada has that says I look like I’m 61% Australian shepherd and 39% border collie.”

Gotcha Where We Wantcha

Delivery Man: “I’ve got a package for ‘The Hipster Kitties’ and a ‘Lulu’.” Hipsters: “That’s us!” Lulu: “You can leave it there in the Neutral Zone.” Delivery Man: “The what?” Lulu: “I mean the front step.” Delivery Man: “Oh, right.”

Water Water Everywhere

It’s A Mad Mad Mad Mad Lib

Overheard Around The Conference Room

Lulu: “I suppose you’re all wondering why I called this meeting.” Producer Smurf: “I was already here smurfing the Smurfs movie for the smurfteenth time.” Charlee: “We were batting a ball around and it rolled in here.” Vermin: “HISS! I’m not here because you… Continue Reading “Overheard Around The Conference Room”

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