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Water Water Everywhere

It’s A Mad Mad Mad Mad Lib

Overheard Around The Conference Room

Lulu: “I suppose you’re all wondering why I called this meeting.” Producer Smurf: “I was already here smurfing the Smurfs movie for the smurfteenth time.” Charlee: “We were batting a ball around and it rolled in here.” Vermin: “HISS! I’m not here because you…

It’s A Happy Hipster Birthday!

Three years ago today, two cute little tiny kittens were born:

Visiting Hours

  Lulu: “What’s the first thing you’re going to do when we get to Kosmo’s house, Chaplin?” Chaplin: “I’m going to wash off all this troll ear wax. What about you?” Producer Smurf: “You smurf the least smurfy airline ever. What kind of airline…

All’s Weird That Ends Weird

Producer Smurf: “I can’t believe you were the one smurfing all this mischief, Papa Smurf!” Papa Smurf: “Well you know, it gets boring in the mushroom village sometimes. And I would have smurfed away with it if not for you meddling cats.” Producer Smurf:…

You Must Ask The Right Questions

Spicoli: “So what have you been up to lately, dude?” Producer Smurf: “Why are you smurfing me that question? You smurf what I’ve been up to. You’ve been smurfing around Norway with me.” Bugs Bunny: “Oh you know, doc, the usual. Humiliating Elmer Fudd,…

I Think We All Learned Something Today

Lulu: “Well I think I understand the main difference between trolls and cats now.” Spicoli: “And what is it, dude?” Lulu: “People keep cats as pets.” Pineapple: “Ahhhh! You crazy cat! Stop smurfing on my foliage!”

Hairy Potter

Chaplin: “So what is a rutabaga, exactly? And why did you ask to be turned into one?” Rutabaga: “A rutabaga is a root vegetable similar to a turnip. And I didn’t smurf to be smurfed into one!” Spicoli: “Okay what about Cheetos? Do you…

No Deposit No Return

Producer Smurf: “All right, I am smurfing this tour to an early stop and we are smurfing back home before it goes any more smurfways than it already did.” Lulu: “Well, if you really want to cancel the tour that’s fine. But I’ll need…

Troll Talk

Troll: “Hør, katt, jeg er mye større enn deg, så når jeg ber deg om å gjøre noe, bør du gjøre det.”* Producer Smurf: “This isn’t smurfy! It isn’t smurfy at all! Get me out of here!” Chaplin: “Why do you want us to…

Ear Ear

Lulu: “So you just made the Magic Flying Coaster bigger by talking about it?” Producer Smurf: “Smurfs that way, yes.” Troll: “Jeg sier deg, du må komme hit og la denne katten krype gjennom ørene dine.”*

Trollty Towers

Spicoli: “Dude. Seriously. This is not the time to be rolling around in the snow.” Lulu: “So this stuff is called ‘snow’? I like it!” Producer Smurf: “Will you quit smurfing around and smurf back on the Magic Flying Coaster? You’re smurfing up my…

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