Back! To the Future!

Dennis: “I hope the Hipsters are doing all right with those ninja hedgehogs.”
James Bond (1986): “I’m sure there’s no need to worry about your little friends, Dennis. They can obviously take care of themselves.”
Mouse: “I’m not sure if you really believe that or if you just want a martini.”
James Bond (1986): “I’d love a martini. Thanks ever so much.”
Mouse: “If you think I’m offering to get you a martini then you clearly don’t understand the relationship between mice and humans.”

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Retrograde Amnesia


Dennis: “Okay, let me make sure I’ve got this straight. You’re James Bond, you’ve never seen me before, and this is 1986.”
James Bond: “Correct on all counts.”
Mouse: “Of course he’s never seen you before, Dennis. You met him over thirty years in his future.”
Dennis: “Right, but why didn’t his future self say anything about having met me before? I mean, people usually remember me.”

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Back to the Past

James Bond: “Who’s a good puppy? Who’s a cute puppy? Who? Who?”
Dennis: “Me?”
James Bond: “That’s right! And who deserves a head pat and a chin skritch?”
Dennis: “Also me?”
James Bond: “That’s right!”
Mouse: “Sure sure, Dennis is awesome. Now can you explain who you are and why you insisted on leaving the flux capacitor burning while we retreated to this retro 80s arcade nook?”
Charlee: “Look at the moving things, Chaplin!”
Chaplin: “I’m looking, Charlee!”
Mr. Nibbles: “Whee! I’m Bullitt!”

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Aces High

Spicoli: “Dude, is it just me or does your gadget look an awful lot like a flux capacitor?”
Mouse: “It’s not just you. The flux capacitor sets up a small time oscillation inside the slot machine which allows me to control the output of its processor, thus allowing me to override the pseudo-random number generator and control the icons that it outputs.”
Spicoli: “Oh, okay. Wait, what?”
Mouse: “I’ll make it go back and forth in time so I can cheat at slots.”
Spicoli: “Oh, okay. Cool.”

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Jokers Wild


Dennis: “Charlee! Chaplin! What are you doing in the mythical land of Hungary?”
Chaplin: “We’re here to bring you back home to California!”
Felix Leiter:”Those cats have some sharp-looking tuxedos.”

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Has Anyone Seen Abe Frohman?

Spicoli: “Yo, dude, do you work here?”
Ambassador: “Yes, I do. That’s why I’m on this side of the counter. How can I help you today, ‘sir’?”
Spicoli: “We’re looking for our friend. He’s a red dog who accidentally got deported to Hungary.”
Ambassador: “I’m afraid I can’t give out any information about who may or may not be in the casino, ‘sir’.”
Mouse: “This is also an embassy, right? Can we speak to the ambassador about our friend?”
Ambassador: “You already are.”

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The Operative Word

James Bond: “Baccarat. Yes, I can tell you about baccarat. But first you must tell me something.”
Dennis: “Ummm okay, let’s see. Well, I licked all the bacon in the buffet.”
James Bond: “That’s not the sort of information I meant. But thank you for telling me.”

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