Keep Away

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Vermin: “HISSS! Enough with the programs about bugs! It’s time for my stories. Let me have the remote.”
Dennis: “We can’t. The ants took it and they won’t give it back.”
Vermin: “Ha ha ha! Nasty dogs! You’re letting ants push you around? I’ll show them who’s boss.”

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The Anti-Ant League

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Dennis: “Before we start today’s meeting, I would like to thank Spicoli for picking up donuts.”
Vermin: “HISSS! You say that like you think the stoner dog is going to share!”
Spicoli: “Of course I’ll share. You guys can split the toasted coconut one.”

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its the sunday awards and meem show hipster kitties edishun!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay gess wot??? my old frend sharkbytes hoo wuz the mama of my old frend maggie the vizsla hoo lukd like my old brother tucker the vizsla has given me a liebster award!!!

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and yoo no wot an award meens an award meens its time for a sunday awards and meem show!!! chek it owt!!!

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jobs i cud maybe hav!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay as yoo may rekall i hav in the past tried varyus kareers inklooding beeing tuckers food tayster and selling majik flying koasters and trying to help hinja hedjhogs reeform and beeing a grooming inspektor but i hav stil not kwite fownd the rite kareer for me and for a wile i thawt maybe vizsla dogs cud not hav reel jobs however reesently i hav seen varyus nooz artikuls abowt vizsla dogs akting as bom sniffing dogs and as sertch and reskyew dogs chek it owt!!!

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Deus Ex Cattina

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Gollum: “Well now that we has collected our new Ray-Bans from the tricksy stoner dog, we thinks it’s time to has our snacky-snack mousie. Gollum!”
Dennis: “How many pairs of sunglasses do you carry around with you, Spicoli?”
Spicoli: “Oh, a dozen or so.”
Mouse: “Nice going, hipsters. Because of you, that freak thinks he gets to eat me.”
Charlee: “He totally cheated.”
Mouse: “Of course he did! How could you be naive enough to think he wouldn’t?”
Chaplin: “Well, we are just kittens …”
Mouse: “Trouble would never have let a pseudo-hipster get the better of her like this.”
Chaplin: “Trouble? Who is Trouble?”

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