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Fundraising

Yard Turtle: “What’s with the big red banner?”Lulu: “Well for some reason no one was in favor of getting money from Facebook, and the local health department put the kibosh on my plan to put opn a benefit concert to raise money for balloons.… Continue Reading “Fundraising”

Shaken Not Stirred

James Bond: “Stand back, my furry little friends. These creatures are dangerous!” Ninja Hedgehog Commander: “So, Mr. Bond, you thought you could blow up our mealworm vats and not pay the price? Think again.” Dennis: “I haven’t done anything to your mealworm vats. Lately.… Continue Reading “Shaken Not Stirred”

Damage Control

Newspaper Clipping: “Furry Party Campaign In Disarray As Infighting Continues By A. NEWSHOUND The longshot fifth-party cam- paign of Dennis the Vizsla’s Furry Party was thrown into turmoil this week as Dennis’s long-time campaign manager Producer Smurf clashed with new adviser Vizzini the Sicilian… Continue Reading “Damage Control”

Power Points

Gargamel: “As you are aware, Dennis, the path to electoral success is narrow, and victory is nearly as unlikely as winning a land war in Asia.” Dennis: “Oh for sure! Um, what does ‘electoral’ mean, exactly?” Gargamel: “The mouse told me you might ask… Continue Reading “Power Points”

Smurfin’ Words

Mouse: “Hello, Mouse from NIMH here! I ‘borrowed’ the Magic Flying Coaster for a little road trip to recruit a very special staff member for Dennis’s campaign, but wanted to share some promising news from Hemopet about the California sales tax issue. Thanks everyone… Continue Reading “Smurfin’ Words”

Here Be Stitches

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