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Shaken Not Stirred

James Bond: “Stand back, my furry little friends. These creatures are dangerous!” Ninja Hedgehog Commander: “So, Mr. Bond, you thought you could blow up our mealworm vats and not pay the price? Think again.” Dennis: “I haven’t done anything to your mealworm vats. Lately….

Damage Control

Newspaper Clipping: “Furry Party Campaign In Disarray As Infighting Continues By A. NEWSHOUND The longshot fifth-party cam- paign of Dennis the Vizsla’s Furry Party was thrown into turmoil this week as Dennis’s long-time campaign manager Producer Smurf clashed with new adviser Vizzini the Sicilian…

Power Points

Gargamel: “As you are aware, Dennis, the path to electoral success is narrow, and victory is nearly as unlikely as winning a land war in Asia.” Dennis: “Oh for sure! Um, what does ‘electoral’ mean, exactly?” Gargamel: “The mouse told me you might ask…

Smurfin’ Words

Mouse: “Hello, Mouse from NIMH here! I ‘borrowed’ the Magic Flying Coaster for a little road trip to recruit a very special staff member for Dennis’s campaign, but wanted to share some promising news from Hemopet about the California sales tax issue. Thanks everyone…

Here Be Stitches

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