Pit Crew Member: “Sorry, guys, I checked with all the NASCAR sites on the West Coast and nobody has seen a couple of tuxedo cats flying around on a giant disk.”
Lulu: “Thanks. Spicoli, are you sure the GPS said it was plotting a route to NASCAR?”
Spicoli: “That’s what it sounded like, dude. I mean, is there any other word that sounds like ‘NASCAR’?”
Pit Crew Member: “‘Mascara’ sounds a little bit like ‘NASCAR’.”
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