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Can You Hear Me Now?

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Spicoli: “Dude, what’s this electronic gadget thingie?”
Dennis: “It’s a dog video chat phone. It lets me call Mama and Dada when I’m worried about something. Also, it dispenses treats.”
Vermin: “HISSSS! Silly scaredy dog! I can only imagine how much use that’ll get! I give it two hours before they stop taking your calls!”
Dennis: “They can’t stop taking my calls! They’re Mama and Dada!”

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post krismas rap up!!! or unrap up as the kayse may be!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel after we wer so kroolly not to menshun unfarely put on the nawty list meerly for the krime of assawlting santas manshun in a tank mama and dada and there frends tuk pitty on us and gayv us presents ennyway ha ha in yore fayse agin santa!!!! chek it owt!!!

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loot!!!!!!!!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog well i noo that wun day i wood strike it rich and it has finaly happend thanx to my gud frend kathryn at 4urpets and the empty nest just luk wot came in the mail for me today!!!!!!

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