The Oceanside Animals
And their imaginary friends
Tag: gollum
Deus Ex Cattina
Gollum: “Well now that we has collected our new Ray-Bans from the tricksy stoner dog, we thinks it’s time to has our snacky-snack mousie. Gollum!” Dennis: “How many pairs of sunglasses do you carry around with you, Spicoli?” Spicoli: “Oh, a dozen or so.”…
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Gollumic Pentameter
Smeagol: “I, Smeagol, declare that this poetry slam is on. Your first poem must be in Gollumic pentameter.” Charlee: “Gollumic pentameter?” Chaplin: “I don’t think that’s even a thing.” Smeagol: “It might not be a thing on the surface, but it’s all the rage…
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Join the Club
Gollum: “We thoughts we would have our poetry slam here in Club Smeagol instead of out in the nasty wet cold part of the cave. Gollum!” Charlee: “Are you kidding with this? You’re kidding right?” Chaplin: “Could we visit the buffet before the poetry…
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Overheard Around The Cave
Gollum: “We has to gets ready for this poetry slam. Gollum! We will be back soon and then we can starts. Gollum!” Spicoli: “Knock yourself out, dude.”
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Tricksy Tricksy
Gollum: “We sees you nasty dogses has found our poetic license. Gollum!” Dennis: “Well, I found a poetic license, yes …” Vermin: “HISSS! That’s right! They are nasty dogses! You tell them, frog thing!”
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Unfriendly Neighborhood Spiders, Man
Dennis: “Look, Spicoli! A poetic license! It was on the floor under the card catalog!” Spicoli: “Wow, dude, you actually found one?” Dennis: “Of course! I am a retrieving dog, you know.” Mouse: “Can we go now? I have the feeling I’m being watched. And…
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Dennis-Quest
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The Adventure of the Suspect Photographs
Hello, good readers. This is Tucker the Vizsla. Recently some strange and disturbing digital pictures have surfaced here, published by my so-called “brother” Dennis the Other Vizsla, along with scurrilous commentary and wildly unfounded accusations. Do Dennis’s charges stand up to scrutiny, or are…
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the investigayshun continyooz
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay as yoo may rekall a wile bak i discoverd evidense that dada consorts with hedjhogs and sinse then i hav ben attempting to confirm or disproov this connekshun so far i hav not fownd anything…
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Hipsters, Lulu, & Company
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