Tag: gollum

Snack Quest with a Vengeance

Bilbo Baggins: “Hello, Spicoli. What can I do for you today?” Spicoli: “Hey dude! This is my friend Chaplin. He’s on a quest for snacks.” Chaplin: “Aren’t you a little big for a gopher?”

Deus Ex Cattina

Gollum: “Well now that we has collected our new Ray-Bans from the tricksy stoner dog, we thinks it’s time to has our snacky-snack mousie. Gollum!” Dennis: “How many pairs of sunglasses do you carry around with you, Spicoli?” Spicoli: “Oh, a dozen or so.”… Continue Reading “Deus Ex Cattina”

Gollumic Pentameter

Smeagol: “I, Smeagol, declare that this poetry slam is on. Your first poem must be in Gollumic pentameter.” Charlee: “Gollumic pentameter?” Chaplin: “I don’t think that’s even a thing.” Smeagol: “It might not be a thing on the surface, but it’s all the rage… Continue Reading “Gollumic Pentameter”

Join the Club

Gollum: “We thoughts we would have our poetry slam here in Club Smeagol instead of out in the nasty wet cold part of the cave. Gollum!” Charlee: “Are you kidding with this? You’re kidding right?” Chaplin: “Could we visit the buffet before the poetry… Continue Reading “Join the Club”

Overheard Around The Cave

Gollum: “We has to gets ready for this poetry slam. Gollum! We will be back soon and then we can starts. Gollum!” Spicoli: “Knock yourself out, dude.”

Tricksy Tricksy

Gollum: “We sees you nasty dogses has found our poetic license. Gollum!” Dennis: “Well, I found a poetic license, yes …” Vermin: “HISSS! That’s right! They are nasty dogses! You tell them, frog thing!”

Unfriendly Neighborhood Spiders, Man

Dennis: “Look, Spicoli! A poetic license! It was on the floor under the card catalog!” Spicoli: “Wow, dude, you actually found one?” Dennis: “Of course! I am a retrieving dog, you know.” Mouse: “Can we go now? I have the feeling I’m being watched. And… Continue Reading “Unfriendly Neighborhood Spiders, Man”

Dennis-Quest

The Adventure of the Suspect Photographs

Hello, good readers.  This is Tucker the Vizsla.  Recently some strange and disturbing digital pictures have surfaced here, published by my so-called “brother” Dennis the Other Vizsla, along with scurrilous commentary and wildly unfounded accusations.  Do Dennis’s charges stand up to scrutiny, or are… Continue Reading “The Adventure of the Suspect Photographs”

the investigayshun continyooz

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay as yoo may rekall a wile bak i discoverd evidense that dada consorts with hedjhogs and sinse then i hav ben attempting to confirm or disproov this connekshun so far i hav not fownd anything… Continue Reading “the investigayshun continyooz”

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