As you all know by now, I wear many hats besides my fedora — I am an archaeologist, an educator, an entrepreneur, an advisor. But one role that may have been overlooked as I’ve spun my tales of adventure is my position in charge of maintaining decorum among the fraternities here at the university. Because I’ve spent so much time away from campus lately, either in outer space, on other planets, or in the distant past, some of the houses in the Greek system have gotten a little bit out of control. In particular I’ve had reports of problems with Delta House. Now that I am back and the time-space continuum is no longer in danger of collapse, I can finally deal with these issues. Compared to the Kongleks, this should be a piece of cake. Mmmmm, cake.
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel for sum time now we hav been heering roomers abowt a top secret dog park sumware neerby but misteeryusly nobody seemd to no ware it wuz or how to git their peepul hoo had been their sed they cudnt remember eksactly ware it wuz and other peepul hoo noo peepul hoo noo peepul hoo had been their had sum vayg ideea that it mite be in this spot or in that spot or maybe this other spot but stil nuthing definit but finaly dada fownd sum pikchers of it online and then yoozing sum secret hi tek spy teknolody calld googul maps he lukd all ovr the area until he saw sumthing from the satalite that resembuld the pikchers from the grownd so then we all piled in the car and went their and gess wot??? dada had fownd it!!!