Pit Crew Member: “Sorry, guys, I checked with all the NASCAR sites on the West Coast and nobody has seen a couple of tuxedo cats flying around on a giant disk.”
Lulu: “Thanks. Spicoli, are you sure the GPS said it was plotting a route to NASCAR?”
Spicoli: “That’s what it sounded like, dude. I mean, is there any other word that sounds like ‘NASCAR’?”
Pit Crew Member: “‘Mascara’ sounds a little bit like ‘NASCAR’.”
ICE Photographer: “We can’t see you.”
Charlee: “Sorry, just a second.”
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i am sorry to be leeving agin so soon after coming bak but thanks to trouble the kitty i am going on vaykayshun!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay welkum to this weeks sunday awards and meem show!!! it luks like we ar gitting deported bak to the mithical land of the yoonited stayts today so i gess this is the end of the whirld toor but thats okay we can do wun last live post frum the airplane as we travel bak to kalifornya!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay welkum bak to the sunday awards and meem show!!! this week we hav departed frum the cheez cave full of sadly unripend cheez and ar on owr way to anuther fantastik lokayshun designayted by tucker the other vizsla as an important stop on owr whirld toor!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay happy mamas day to all yoo mamas owt their be yoo mamas to hyoomans or dogs or kitties or rats or goats or wotever!!! if yoo ar stil luking for that perfekt mamas day gift may i sugjest cheez??? also yoo may hav notisd that the awards ar gawn frum my sidebar i hav moovd them all to the awards paydj in hopes it wil help my nice reederzez reeding ekspeeryense by mayking my verry importent and informativ posts lode faster!!! pleez let me no if i hav sukseeded!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay welkum to this weeks sunday awards and meem show in witch owr whirld toor kontinyooz!!! wot duz tucker hav plannd for us nekst on owr eyetineraree??? hoo can say!!! but i am shoor it wil be fun!!!
ummmmm that luks like a playse ware ninja hedjhogs ar likely to hayng out or eeven grues!!! i do not want to be eeten by a grue!!! so before we go inside lets git started with the awards and meems!!!