Tag: great blue herons

to the desert!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel in order to eskayp that jiant bird wot has invayded the howse i hav deesided to eskort my frends the small animals sumware wot the bird wil not find them!!! to the desert!!! oh and also the smurf is tagging along!!!

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Mr. Nibbles: “Where are we going, Mr. Dennis?”
Dennis: “Somewhere that big bird won’t follow us — out into the desert!”
Producer Smurf: “Aren’t you afraid they might smurf away your certificate of bravery?”
Dennis: “That certificate was for being brave for dental surgery, not for being brave in the face of a giant bird with a pointy beak.”

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The Mild Hunt

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Mr. Nibbles: “Did we lose it?”
Mouse: “I think so. It got distracted by the fish tank.”
Producer Smurf: “This is not smurfy, not smurfy at all. Spicoli, you should be protecting your friends from that bird, not napping!”
Spicoli: “Yo, blue dude, I’m totally alert and keeping an eye out so the bird doesn’t catch the mouse or Mr. Nibbles.”
Producer Smurf: “Or me either, right?”
Spicoli: “Sorry, I thought we were just talking about my friends.”

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Meeting Crashers

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Mr. Nibbles: “What do you think it wants?”
Dennis: “I don’t know. It never talks or moves. It just stands there motionless.”
Producer Smurf: “I can’t believe you’re all smurfing out over a bird.”
Spicoli: “Yeah, dudes! Stop smurfing out already!”
Vermin: “HISSS! Now let me show you nasty dogs and stupid rodents how opossum camouflage really works.”
Mouse: “Opossum camouflage? So you finally admit you’re not a cat?”
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