Never Gonna Do It Without The Fez On Oh No

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Spicoli: “Dude, have you joined the Shriners?”
Dennis: “Since the mouse is so worried about me getting into trouble at the humane society, I’ve disguised myself as a human.”
Mouse: “Most humans don’t go around in fezzes, Groucho glasses, and giant bow ties.”
Dennis: “All the cool ones do.”
Mouse: “No they don’t, Dennis!”

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The Tater Strikes Back

As I ended my last dispatch, I was trapped in the trash compactor with my colleagues Tucker and Trixie aboard the vast space station, known as the Death Spud, that I had originally mistaken for a moon. Although our position is precarious, it seems that we are momentarily safe — at least, until the walls start moving …

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