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Timey Why-Me?

The Doctor: “So here’s the thing. I’m sure you’re all familiar with the story of the Whos in Whoville and how the Grinch stole Christmas.” Everyone except Producer Smurf: “Yes.” Producer Smurf: “Whos are poseurs.”

Hipsters Hear A Who

Spicoli: “Dude, who’s your passenger?” Sky Turtle: “Yes, that’s correct. Who is my passenger. Cindy Lou Who, to be more specific.”

Only A Day More Than Two

Everyone: “Happy birthday to you / You are no more than two / Just like Cindy Lou Who / Happy birthday dear Hipsters / Happy birthday to you!”

Tackified

Mr. Nibbles: “Why did you roll the football into your Dada’s office? This is the smallest room in the house.” Charlee: “This ball is defective. I brought it in here to fix it.”

Kittiron Gang

Spicoli: “Looks like those dudes raided Liberace’s collection of sports memorabilia.” Mr. Nibbles: “I didn’t know you Hipsters were interested in football.” Charlee: “Well we don’t really know too much about it, but a lot of people said I should be in the Super…

Midnight(ish) Run

Mogwai Stuffie: “I’ll be right back. They’re serving dinner inside now.” Producer Smurf: “Can you smurf me back a plate of berries and bark and stuff?” Mogwai Stuffie: “Sure.”

It’s A Marvelous Night for a Cat Dance

Emcee Stuffie: “Mr. Gambini, your clients are on. Let’s see their moves.” Vinny Gambini: “Okay you two yoots, get out there and wow the audience.”

Merry Christmas!

Chaplin: “That’s a lot of angels, Charlee.” Charlee: “You can never have too many angels watching over you, Chaplin.” Both: “Merry Christmas!”

Round Like A Record

Mouse: “So after chewing my way through Dennis’s records, I have concluded that the creditors mentioned in his will are mostly holding debt related to his massive stuffie habit.” Chaplin: “Dennis has records?” Charlee: “Can we listen to them?”

The Last Will and Testament of Dennis the Vizsla Dog

Scrooge: “I’ve read several ridiculous last wills and testaments for you creatures over the years, but this one really puts the butter on the crumpet. Bah humbug.” Mouse: “How so?” Chaplin: “Did you hear that? We’re getting buttered crumpets.” Charlee: “I don’t think that’s…

In Memoriam

Mr. Nibbles: “You look like you have a question, friend Hipsters.” Chaplin: “We don’t understand why we’re having a party for Dennis but he isn’t here for it.” Spicoli: “Oh, little dudes, this isn’t a party. It’s a memorial service. And that’s how memorial…

Do You Feel Lucky?

Dada’s Note: Literally the day we were going to make the call, Dennis suddenly bounced back, happily greeting us at the door with a wagging tail for the first time in days. Whether this is an effect of increased prednisone and his new biome…

Garden Pests of California

Spicoli: “Hey, dude. Trying out a new look?” Vermin: “HISSS! Nasty dog! When the sprinklers in that field came on, they softened up the pomade so I could escape, but then it hardened up again and gave me a pompadour. What are you all…

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