Red Panda: “What’s this? It doesn’t look like bamboo.”
Lulu: “It’s not bamboo. It’s a Christmas cactus.”
Java Bean: (snoring)
Overheard Around the House
Tag: guinea pigs
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Bounce Voyage
Mouse: “I wasn’t really expecting your big, uh, friend to come along.”
Charlee: “He needs to refill his stockings with fresh North Pole fish.”
Mouse: “Oh, is that what he said?”
Charlee: “No, that’s what I said.”
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The Dogshank Redemption
Mouse: “According to these documents on the North Pole computer network, Lulu and Bean and somebody named ‘Art Deco’ are being held in Santa’s high-security prison, the Santopticon.”
Chaplin: “That’s a shame. I guess we won’t be seeing any of them again.”
Charlee: “Mama won’t mind if I store my fish heads in her slippers …”
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Please Ma’am May I Have Some More?
Chaplin: “This diet business shall not stand!”
Mr. Nibbles: “I’m not sure there’s much you can do about it, friend Hipsters.”
Charlee: “We’ll just see about that.”
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… And Statistics
Charlee: “If you haven’t been stealing our food, how would you know we were going ot ask you about stealing our food?”
Mr. Nibbles: “Friend Spicoli told us you were trying to figure out why you don’t have as much food as you expect.”
Chaplin: “You talk to Spicoli?”
Mouse: “Sure. What, did you think we only exist when we’re in a panel with one of you guys?”
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Lies, Blatant Lies …
Blue: “Cat food? No, I. haven’t been stealing cat food. Do you think I should?”
Chaplin: “No, you definitely shouldn’t. Cat food tastes terrible. Blecch.”
Blue: “Then why do you cats eat it?”
Charlee: “We just like to suffer.”
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Lulu’s Hideaway
Mr. Nibbles: “Why are you hiding under your Dada’s desk, friend Lulu? The base isn’t booming and there’s not thunder.”
Lulu: “I know, but there’s some kind of horrific monster roaming the house and I don’t want him to find me.”
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Let Them (Finally) Eat Cake
Extraordinary Claims …
Mouse: “All right, so, you claim that you three versions of Lulu, Chaplin, and Bean are from an alternate dimension?”
Lulu: “That’s correct.”
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Return Trip
When The Birthday Dog’s Away
Mr. Nibbles: “Aren’t you tired of sitting in that box yet, Charlee?”
Charlee: “I don’t even understand what that means.”
Blue: “I object to the portrayal of dinosaurs on that birthday banner.”
Mouse: “But not the ones in the ‘Jurassic Park’ movies?”
Blue: “I get residuals for those.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Why do we have to wait for Bean before we have cake?”
Spicoli: “Because it’s Bean’s birthday, dude. Plus the baker’s not finished making it.”
Producer Smurf: “Greedy Smurf! How much longer until the cake is ready?”
Greedy Smurf: “I have to start over! I smurfed a sample taste and ended up smurfing the whole thing!”
Happy first birthday to the Bean!
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Into The Stuffie-Verse
Chaplin: “All right, you’ve had the box long enough. Now it’s my turn to sit in there.”
Charlee: “I reserved the box for six hours, I’m sitting in the box for six hours.”
Chaplin: “Reserved the box? Where did you that?”
Charlee: “On the box signup sheet that I made and then hid so you wouldn’t find it.”
Mr. Nibbles: “It’s such a big box, friend Hipsters. Surely you can sit in it together.”
Charlee & Chaplin: “No.”
The Oceanside Animals 