Tag: guinea pigs

My Cousin Pepe

Skunk: “Got a container stuck on your head, huh? Tough break.”Chaplin: “I already told you, it’s not stuck, there’s just a little bit of food still in it that I have gotten yet.”

SnackQuest

Chaplin: “Do you have any snacks I could borrow?” Mouse: “What do you mean, ‘borrow’? Snacks are really a one-way kind of item after you eat them.” Chaplin: “They’re not for me. Charlee and Lulu are mad at me and won’t let me into… Continue Reading “SnackQuest”

Rescue Moth

Charlee: “Do you still think you can smack that moth and then eat it, Chaplin?” Chaplin: “It might be a little too big to smack and eat.”

Fundraising

Yard Turtle: “What’s with the big red banner?”Lulu: “Well for some reason no one was in favor of getting money from Facebook, and the local health department put the kibosh on my plan to put opn a benefit concert to raise money for balloons.… Continue Reading “Fundraising”

The Quorum Forum

Lulu: “All right, now that we have a quorum, let’s hear arguments for and against, then take a vote to decide if we want to try to get this economic assistance from Facebook so that we can buy new balloons for the turtle.”Vermin: “HISSS!… Continue Reading “The Quorum Forum”

Concerts In The Park Yard

Gotcha Where We Wantcha

Delivery Man: “I’ve got a package for ‘The Hipster Kitties’ and a ‘Lulu’.” Hipsters: “That’s us!” Lulu: “You can leave it there in the Neutral Zone.” Delivery Man: “The what?” Lulu: “I mean the front step.” Delivery Man: “Oh, right.”

It’s A Mad Mad Mad Mad Lib

Overheard Around The Conference Room

Lulu: “I suppose you’re all wondering why I called this meeting.” Producer Smurf: “I was already here smurfing the Smurfs movie for the smurfteenth time.” Charlee: “We were batting a ball around and it rolled in here.” Vermin: “HISS! I’m not here because you… Continue Reading “Overheard Around The Conference Room”

It’s A Happy Hipster Birthday!

Three years ago today, two cute little tiny kittens were born:

Visiting Hours

  Lulu: “What’s the first thing you’re going to do when we get to Kosmo’s house, Chaplin?” Chaplin: “I’m going to wash off all this troll ear wax. What about you?” Producer Smurf: “You smurf the least smurfy airline ever. What kind of airline… Continue Reading “Visiting Hours”

All’s Weird That Ends Weird

Producer Smurf: “I can’t believe you were the one smurfing all this mischief, Papa Smurf!” Papa Smurf: “Well you know, it gets boring in the mushroom village sometimes. And I would have smurfed away with it if not for you meddling cats.” Producer Smurf:… Continue Reading “All’s Weird That Ends Weird”

Cleared For Takeoff

Lulu: “What does this funny round mat have to do with finding out about trolls?” Producer Smurf: “This is Dennis’s old Magic Flying Coaster. We’ll be smurfing it to smurf various examples of trolls so that I can smurf you how they’re different from… Continue Reading “Cleared For Takeoff”

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