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Poll Position

Mouse: “Are you all right, Dennis? You look a little flushed.” Dennis: “I’m fine. It’s just the Kung Pao.” Mouse: “I’m sure your mama will be thrilled to have all her clothes smelling like Chinese takeout.” Dennis: “Ha ha ha! So am I!”

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Eat The Press

Producer Smurf: “Dennis, we have to smurf something about your poll numbers. They’re smurfbysmal.” Dennis: “Which line am I on that graph?” Producer Smurf: “None of them. You’re not on that graph. Nobody knows who the smurf you are. We need to smurf a… Continue Reading “Eat The Press”

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