Tag: haiku

Testify!

Vinny Gambini: “Your Honor, the two Hipster yoots I represent should not be held liable for stuffie debts incurred by their brother, Dennis the Vizsla Dog.

Gollumic Pentameter

Smeagol: “I, Smeagol, declare that this poetry slam is on. Your first poem must be in Gollumic pentameter.” Charlee: “Gollumic pentameter?” Chaplin: “I don’t think that’s even a thing.” Smeagol: “It might not be a thing on the surface, but it’s all the rage…

Back To The Sofa

Mouse: “Well, Dennis, I hope this latest fiasco has taught you a little something about your get-rich-quick schemes.” Dennis : “It sure has! Next time, I’m going to be the one wearing a disguise!” Mouse: “That’s not exactly the lesson I had in mind.”

Overheard Around The House And Elsewhere

Vermin: “HISSS! I don’t know why they brought in these kittens when there’s already a perfectly good grey and white cat hanging around.” Mouse: “But, ‘Dennis’, I don’t see a grey and white ‘cat’ anywhere. Do you?” Charlee: “A talking field mouse. / A…

Overheard Around The Dungeon In The American Embassy

Bugs Bunny: “So what are you in for this time, Doc?” Dennis: “Well I accidentally smuggled a box of uninspected meat and a crate containing some sort of alien monster into the country.”

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