Sea Dogs

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Sky Turtle: “What are we doing at the San Diego harbor?”
Spicoli: “We’re trying to find Dennis.”
Sky Turtle: “But the drunken, mascara-wearing biped said Dennis would be aboard his old pirate ship. They don’t have pirate ships here.”
Spicoli: “Dude, check out all the boats with big sails. Don’t those look like pirate ships to you?”

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two the harbor!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel after all that bizness with cersei lannister it wuz time for us to tayk a littel rest and relaksayshun trip to the harbor!!! it has ben almost eksaktly siks munths sinse the last time we wer their and as yoo kan see we ar reddy to go!!!  trixie has her handels on and evrything!!!

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evrybuddy line up to go to the harbor!!! it seems like sumthing that shud be heer is missing but i am not shoor wot it is!!!

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to the playse with water and botes and see lions and birds!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i hope evrywun has had a gud holliday!!! wun thing we did over the brake is go to the playse with water and botes and see lions and birds!!! we hav not ben to the playse with water and botes and see lions and birds for kwite sum time and akchooally that is not ware mama and dada wer planning on going they wer planning on going to the park up on the hill with just the seenyor dogs tucker and trixie on akkownt of i do not like the park on the top of the hill becuz peepul seem to think it is an off leed park wen it is not an off leed park but ennyway i got wind of dada trying to sneek tucker and trixie owt the door and i sed no!!! this wil not stand!!! and yoo kan kwote me on that!!!

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ma-roo-roo-rooooooned!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i seem to be stranded on a desert iland with just me myself and i and that weerd seegull wot talks a lot!!! i am putting this messadj in a bottel in the hope that sumday sumwun wil find it and discuver wot happend to me!!!

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to the harbor!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i am kontinyooing to reed those buks wot flat tony and i think i hav figgerd owt the plot apparently its sum sort of gidelines for spelling wurds!!! i hav never herd of sutch a thing!!! it is slow going but i wil git thru it!!! meenwile not long ago mama and dada tuk us dogs down to oshunside harbor for a wawk with tuckers stroller chek it owt!!!

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harbor krooz!!! only not on a bote!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay yesterday mama and dada tuk us on a wawk arownd the harbor heer in oshunside ill bet yoo didnt no we had a harbor did yoo??? ok so its not like sandy eggo harbor or san fransisco harbor but at leest its close by chek it owt!!!

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sumware beyond the see …

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel keeping up there theem of lets go playses withowt the dogs my mama and dada and there gests went across the see to the mithical sitty of avalon on the mithical iland of catalina iland

now i am ashoord by mama and dada that this is becuz the mithical land of avalon duznt allow dogs so i gess this is not there fawlt ennyway yoo may remember that avalon is the resting playse of the faymus governor of california naymd arthur pendragon now ledjends persist that wun day wen californias need is grayt governor arthur wil return from beyond the see with his merry men of the rownd taybel wot rob frum the rich and giv to the poor and wunse agin rool california with shivalry and justiss for all however we can tel theez ledjends ar rubbish becuz if governor arthur wer going to come bak he definitly wood hav dun it by now i meen come on arthur wot is the hold up alreddy?!?!?! ok mooving on this is the naym of the bote on wich mama and dada sayld beyond the see:

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