Tag: harbors

Lulu’s Helpful Harbor Hints: How To Take Advantage of Your Human not Paying Attention to What’s On the Ground

Hello friendlies! Lulu here, with a helpful harbor hint! Although really it can be helpful anywhere … The hint is this: If you keep your nose to the ground, and especially if your human is busy looking through a camera, you are likely to detect that there is a large number of good-sized birds nesting in trees above a parking lot before your human does. You must take advantage of this as quickly as possible before they catch on. Here, allow me to demonstrate:

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Lulu’s Big Adventure, Part 2: Got Peemail?

Hello friendlies! Lulu here with Part 2 of my adventure from a couple of weeks ago, where I spent the entire day at the harbor!

The harbor looks a little crooked. This is because of the curvature of the Earth.

Spoiler alert: It was awesome! Although I did have to spend a few minutes with my harness latched onto the seatbelt waiting for Dada to put on his giant hat and stuff.

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Lulu’s Big Adventure, Part 1: Got Termites?

Hello friendlies! Lulu here, with a tale of my recent grand adventure! It started during the pandemic, when Mama and Dada started noticing tiny little round brown and black deposits all over the laundry machines in the garage. The laundry machines are white, so it was pretty obvious that these little pellets weren’t supposed to be there. It turns out these pellets are termite poop. Here’s a visual aid:

It’s important to make sure you’re not attempting to brew termite pellets in your Keurig or sprinkling them on your scrambled eggs.

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Sea Dogs

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Sky Turtle: “What are we doing at the San Diego harbor?”
Spicoli: “We’re trying to find Dennis.”
Sky Turtle: “But the drunken, mascara-wearing biped said Dennis would be aboard his old pirate ship. They don’t have pirate ships here.”
Spicoli: “Dude, check out all the boats with big sails. Don’t those look like pirate ships to you?”

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two the harbor!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel after all that bizness with cersei lannister it wuz time for us to tayk a littel rest and relaksayshun trip to the harbor!!! it has ben almost eksaktly siks munths sinse the last time we wer their and as yoo kan see we ar reddy to go!!!  trixie has her handels on and evrything!!!

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evrybuddy line up to go to the harbor!!! it seems like sumthing that shud be heer is missing but i am not shoor wot it is!!!

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to the playse with water and botes and see lions and birds!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i hope evrywun has had a gud holliday!!! wun thing we did over the brake is go to the playse with water and botes and see lions and birds!!! we hav not ben to the playse with water and botes and see lions and birds for kwite sum time and akchooally that is not ware mama and dada wer planning on going they wer planning on going to the park up on the hill with just the seenyor dogs tucker and trixie on akkownt of i do not like the park on the top of the hill becuz peepul seem to think it is an off leed park wen it is not an off leed park but ennyway i got wind of dada trying to sneek tucker and trixie owt the door and i sed no!!! this wil not stand!!! and yoo kan kwote me on that!!!

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ma-roo-roo-rooooooned!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i seem to be stranded on a desert iland with just me myself and i and that weerd seegull wot talks a lot!!! i am putting this messadj in a bottel in the hope that sumday sumwun wil find it and discuver wot happend to me!!!

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to the harbor!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i am kontinyooing to reed those buks wot flat tony and i think i hav figgerd owt the plot apparently its sum sort of gidelines for spelling wurds!!! i hav never herd of sutch a thing!!! it is slow going but i wil git thru it!!! meenwile not long ago mama and dada tuk us dogs down to oshunside harbor for a wawk with tuckers stroller chek it owt!!!

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harbor krooz!!! only not on a bote!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay yesterday mama and dada tuk us on a wawk arownd the harbor heer in oshunside ill bet yoo didnt no we had a harbor did yoo??? ok so its not like sandy eggo harbor or san fransisco harbor but at leest its close by chek it owt!!!

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