Lulu: “Well I think I understand the main difference between trolls and cats now.”
Spicoli: “And what is it, dude?”
Lulu: “People keep cats as pets.”
Pineapple: “Ahhhh! You crazy cat! Stop smurfing on my foliage!” Continue reading “I Think We All Learned Something Today”
Dennis: “Hello there! My name is Dennis the human person and I am here with my guinea pig/St. Bernard mix, which is my human person pet.”
Mouse: “Mr. Nibbles, why are you going along with this when you know it’s going to be a fiasco?”
Mr. Nibbles: “It’s part of a project to help Mr. Dennis get over his fear of strange dogs.”
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i am stil not so shoor wot i think of having a pet sitter but i hav akwired a noo hat witch sort of mayks up for it chek it owt!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel that vaykayshun trip wot trouble the kitty bookd for me shoor was a bust!!! i am going to go ask her for my munny bak i think!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel wow that shoor wuz kwite a rode trip in the weenermobeel huh??? but alls wel that ends with nomes gitting blown off a bridj ha ha!!! but just to proov that not all my rode trips ar that crazy heer is another wun wot i tuk with mama and dada a fyoo munths ago wen we went to the mithical sitty of julian chek it owt!!!
After unexpectedly earning the admiration of Ty Webb, I have had the good fortune to see my regular golf match turned into a Frisbee golf match, wherein the disadvantage presented by my lack of thumbs will be neutralized and my mad jumping and mouth-catching skills will come to the fore. I now have every confidence that I will be back in my office before the end of the day, curled up on my egg crate bed with my favorite stuffie while undergrads queue up outside to be regaled by tales of my adventures. Let the game begin!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel as yoo hav probly noted i do not yoozhually partayk of theem thursday however my noo frend shakira of justmeshakira let me no that this weeks theem wuz hats and wel hats!!! yoo no me and hats!!! so i wood like to preezent a retrospektiv of me and my hats thru the last kuple of yeerz!!! most of theez ar frum my satterday matinay eevents so i hav inklooded konveenyent links to them for those hoo may hav missd them!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay as yoo may hav gessd as a reezult all theez sneek attaks and strayndj beehayvyors i hav ben feeling a littel bit put upon laytly so yoo can imadjin my dismay wen i suddenly fownd myself lokd in a rum all alone with dada!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay those hillbillies hav tayken all owr oyl away in there fleet of gleeming tanker trucks so the big hole is empty and now trixie and me ar going down in it to find tucker wish us luk!!!