Tag: hats

I Think We All Learned Something Today

Lulu: “Well I think I understand the main difference between trolls and cats now.” Spicoli: “And what is it, dude?” Lulu: “People keep cats as pets.” Pineapple: “Ahhhh! You crazy cat! Stop smurfing on my foliage!”

Point/Counter Point

Dennis: “Hello there! My name is Dennis the human person and I am here with my guinea pig/St. Bernard mix, which is my human person pet.” Mouse: “Mr. Nibbles, why are you going along with this when you know it’s going to be a… Continue Reading “Point/Counter Point”

The Show Must (Not) Go On

hats away!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i am stil not so shoor wot i think of having a pet sitter but i hav akwired a noo hat witch sort of mayks up for it chek it owt!!!

Observed Around The Garage

Overheard Around The Back Yard

thats not a hat!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel that vaykayshun trip wot trouble the kitty bookd for me shoor was a bust!!! i am going to go ask her for my munny bak i think!!!

me vs the mowntins part wun!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel wow that shoor wuz kwite a rode trip in the weenermobeel huh??? but alls wel that ends with nomes gitting blown off a bridj ha ha!!! but just to proov that not all my… Continue Reading “me vs the mowntins part wun!!!”

TROG

After unexpectedly earning the admiration of Ty Webb, I have had the good fortune to see my regular golf match turned into a Frisbee golf match, wherein the disadvantage presented by my lack of thumbs will be neutralized and my mad jumping and mouth-catching… Continue Reading “TROG”

theem thursday hats and clip show!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel as yoo hav probly noted i do not yoozhually partayk of theem thursday however my noo frend shakira of justmeshakira let me no that this weeks theem wuz hats and wel hats!!! yoo no… Continue Reading “theem thursday hats and clip show!!!”

so their i wuz just sitting their minding my own bizness wen suddenly

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay as yoo may hav gessd as a reezult all theez sneek attaks and strayndj beehayvyors i hav ben feeling a littel bit put upon laytly so yoo can imadjin my dismay wen i suddenly fownd… Continue Reading “so their i wuz just sitting their minding my own bizness wen suddenly”

reskyew party!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay those hillbillies hav tayken all owr oyl away in there fleet of gleeming tanker trucks so the big hole is empty and now trixie and me ar going down in it to find tucker wish… Continue Reading “reskyew party!!!”

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