Producer Smurf: “All right, our first contestant is Vermin!”
Vermin: “HISSS! I keep telling all of you! My name is Jill!”
Producer Smurf: “Vermin is some kind of wallaby or something. She smurfs around the house hissing at everyone.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Crazy smurf! I’m an opossum! The part about hissing is accurate though.”
Producer Smurf: “All right then, Vermin, let’s smurf your guess as to what kind of dog Lulu smurfs!”
Vermin: “HISSS! She’s a nasty dog! Just like all the other nasty dogs and cats! Also I think she’s a clone of Trixie.”
Chaplin: “Mouse, you ruled out cloning as a source of where Lulu came from, right?”
Mouse: “Well, I know Trouble’s Clone-o-Matic wasn’t used to make her, but it’s not like I checked every other Clone-o-Matic in the world.”
Tag: hedgehogs
Observed Around The House
Spicoli: “So are you feeling better now that your friend Billy Idol told you that’s just a toy spider and not a killer plastic alien invader, dude?”
Dennis: “Yep! That wasn’t Billy Idol, though, that was the Doctor.”
Spicoli: “Dude! Seriously? What is he a doctor of? Can he write me a prescription?”
Dennis: “Ummm, I don’t think he’s a veterinarian. I’ve never seen him with a dog. Except for me of course.”
a skolarly treetis on why the bakyard is ful of kardbord and trash!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay welkum bak to part too of my too part seereez on why the bakyard is a disaster arrea theez days now they say a pikcher is wurth a thowsand wurds so heer is my thowsand wurd eksplanayshun for the messes inside and owtside chek it owt!!!
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Overheard Around The Hot Tub
at the harbor!!! on new yeerz day!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel as yoo may hav notisd i hav not ben going to the harbor so mutch laytly on akkownt of mama sez i hav ben beeing a froot loop however over the krismas brake mama has ben tayking me to sit in the meedian and watch the peepul going bye and then on noo yeerz day i got a speshul treet trixie came to the harbor to help me with my trayning chek it owt!!!
Overheard Around The House After Christmas
I Say We Take Off And Nuke The Site From Orbit
Barking Bad
The Adventure of the Stolen Poop Bags
Hello good readers. This is Tucker the Much Better Vizsla than Dennis. Since my bout of aspiration pneumonia some weeks ago, I have not been able to go for walks around the harbor like I used to; however, Mama and Dada did recently take me to the park at the top of the hill so I could go people-watching. Trixie came along to protect us from evil perpetrators, while Dennis stayed home, because the park tends to be quite crowded and Dennis is a paranoid agoraphobic hermit. Or something like that.
Good Luck In Your Chosen Profession
mary krismas!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay as yoo may remember sandy klawz and i hav had owr diffrenses in the past but i sent him a smooth tawking letter and we hav berreed the hatchit he even sent me a prezzent chek it owt!!!
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its hard to find gud help theez days!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel my replaysments for the ninja hedjhogs and kung foo beevers and the byootiful trixie hav unfortchoonatly not wurkd owt so wel