Feedstop

Lulu: “Hey, Mouse, here’s a whole pile of feeds. Do you think these will work? Mouse?”
Mouse (busy eating feed from an open bag): “Sure sure, whatever. Pile them in the cart.”
Lulu: “Oh, were we supposed to get a cart? The cats insisted on getting a basket.”
Charlee: “You’ve been in there long enough. It’s my turn to sit in the basket.”
Chaplin: “Get your own. This one’s mine.”

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Overheard Around The Cave

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Gollum: “We has to gets ready for this poetry slam. Gollum! We will be back soon and then we can starts. Gollum!”
Spicoli: “Knock yourself out, dude.”

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Faster Pussycat To The Library!

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Dennis: “Hello! I was told that I might find poetic license here at the library.”
Spicoli: “Dude! They’re giving out cookies to the kids in the children’s section!”
Charlee: “Look, Chaplin. Fish.”
Chaplin: “I see them, Charlee.”

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It’s A Blast

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Dennis: “I don’t see why my box of meat has to be in the blast chamber. It’s just meat.”
Ambassador: “Bob said so and Bob is the expert.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Stupid big dog! Why are you complaining? If the crate has a bomb in it and the bomb goes off, we’ll have instant barbecue!”
Dennis: “Oooh, you’re right! Blow it up, Bob!”
Bob the Pyromaniac Builder: “All right, I’m going to open the crate!”

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