Posted on January 14, 2016
by Dennis the Vizsla
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Rest in peace, Professor Snape. Remember that one time Dennis the Vizsla subbed for your Potions class? PS: Hey, cancer, that’s enough for one month.
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Posted on December 18, 2010
by Dennis the Vizsla
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Having been shuffled from department to department ever since the university switched from a regular college to a school of magic, I thought I had finally found a long-term home teaching Herbology. Unfortunately, the students seem to have it in for me, and lodge…
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Posted on December 11, 2010
by Dennis the Vizsla
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After being shuffled from Potions to Magical Creatures, I have tried to give the students the benefit of my extensive experience with various beasts and varmints unknown to the general muggle population. Unfortunately, it appears that the children are not interested in learning about…
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Posted on December 4, 2010
by Dennis the Vizsla
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Having returned from my long sabbatical, I found the university I came back to is not the university that I left. In an effort to increase enrollment, the dean has changed it from an institute of higher learning into a school of magic. Although…
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Posted on November 27, 2010
by Dennis the Vizsla
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After having made sure that the Toxic Avenger and the Creature from the Black Lagoon will be able to share their apartment without killing each other, I am now on my way back to the university to reclaim my office and get back to…
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