hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel my krool krool dada sez he is too bizzy rite now to help me kontinyoo with the storry of how we got the band bak together and so i hav gawn into my arkives to find an old post wot yoo mite hav missd so heer it is its the tail of me vs the indestruktibul piggy!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay even tho i agreed to kooperayt with the nice man frum mash and his frend wot is kind of skware and tasitern they stil lokd me up in prizzin!!! they say it is for my own protekshun but i am not shoor hoo they ar protekting me frum sinse the mini macgyvers ar all in jail too ennyway i dont like beeing in jail becuz yoo cant reely run verry mutch oh wel i hope i git a nice sellmayt this time and not that crazy rabbit agin!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i wood like yoo to meet my noo littel frend the fat rownd piggy:
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay do yoo no wot yesterday wuz??? do yoo huh do yoo????? ok i wil tel yoo it wuz the krismas party for my flyball teem it wuz held at a stakehowse calld miyabi wot servs fud in the stile of the mithical land of japan their wuz food and drinks and presents and stuffeez and i no yoo ar saying to yoreself wel dennis that sownds like a grate party so wot is so unfare abowt that???? wel wayt i hav not yet told yoo ware i wuz wile this party wuz going on yes yoo gessd it i wuz at home in my krate!!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel sinse mama and dada desided to rearraynj the furnitcher in the living rum i thawt i wood help owt and moov the windo seet for them altho as trixie layter poynted owt to me its not a windo seet if its not in the windo but reely wots a windo but a stayt of mind rite??? wow thats deep i must be a filosofer or sumthing just like dada
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel gess wot happend after dada left for wurk???? a foks got into the howse thats wot!!! but i showd the fox hoo wuz boss!!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel it seems that more viddyo has surfasd from last weeks so calld orjy of destrukshun wot i am shoor yoo hav red abowt in all the paypers wel first let me just say that theez viddyos do not show the owrs and owrs ware i just sit kwietly lissening to the soothing myoozik wot puts mama to sleep and second yoo hav to put the viddyo in the proper contekst wich is how i sayvd the wurld ok so lets just confrunt this viddyo hed on heer it is:
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hmm it appeerz that sumwun has hackd into my top secret sekyoority monitoring sistem wot i set up to catch ninja hedjhogs and other sabotoors as they reck the furnitcher and otherwise mess up the howse and now tucker sez ive been busted wot duz busted meen???
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel the other day mama and dada came home frum shopping and of korse they blaymd me for this:
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel as i reveeld yesturday i hav reesently bekum a sooperhero howevr on akkownt of my secret identity as dennis the vizsla dog (shhhhh dont tell ennywun!!!!) i stil hav to spend a lot of time hanging arownd the howse wayting for mama and dada now then as part of my noo career as a crimefiter i hav set up ser … servayl … spy kamras arownd the howse to monitor enny evildoors hoo may try to infiltrayt my hedkwarters heer is a sampul viddyo of ten minnits in the life of a sooperhero:
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog well mama and dada havnt put me in the krate in over a week now even wen they ar gawn for months at a time and so — wot? oh tucker tells me that a munth is longer then a week he sez mama and dada ar only gawn for owrs at a time ok fine thanks for cleering that up tucker collij boy no-it-all ennyway now that i dont hav to liv in my krate ennymore i wuz trying to deside wot to yooze it for insted wot do yoo think: