to the desert!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel in order to eskayp that jiant bird wot has invayded the howse i hav deesided to eskort my frends the small animals sumware wot the bird wil not find them!!! to the desert!!! oh and also the smurf is tagging along!!!

to_the_desert_1

Mr. Nibbles: “Where are we going, Mr. Dennis?”
Dennis: “Somewhere that big bird won’t follow us — out into the desert!”
Producer Smurf: “Aren’t you afraid they might smurf away your certificate of bravery?”
Dennis: “That certificate was for being brave for dental surgery, not for being brave in the face of a giant bird with a pointy beak.”

Continue reading

roomers wot saya and trixie went to the horse rantch withowt me ar beeing investigayted!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel as i menshund last week i hav prepayred a drone to follow trixie and saya wen they go owt withowt me and my littel frend the mowse has jenerusly agreed to pilot it!!! now we wil see wot is reely going on owt their!!! and to mayk shoor that we do this rite i hav gawn owt and gottin sum for reel aviayshun eksperts chek it owt!!!

dennis_pushing_tin_1

Continue reading

a day in the kountry

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog this weekend i had kwite an advenchoor visiting dadas cuzzins in the mithical sitty of moreno valley this is not far from the mithical sitty of norco ware tucker goes to get poked with needels so as yoo can imajin it wuz verry hot and sunny

dadas cuzzins hav lots of reely big funny luking dogs they are verry tall and they hav long fayses and hoofs and long furry tales i dont no wot kind of dog they are but evrywun kept calling them horses so i gess they must be horse dogs

wile i was their i think i saw them filming wun of thoze myoozic videos on tv ware they hav singers getting sprayd with water wile they are performing tayk a luk this is cleerly futage of wun of those peepel from amerrican idle:

Continue reading