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Lulu’s Life Tips: How To Overcome The Human Height Advantage

Hello friendlies! Lulu here with another life tip! Now, you may never have noticed this, but generally barking, humans are taller than dogs. This includes humans who haven’t finished growing up yet, such as children and Peter Pan and many politicians and celebrities. This gives humans an advantage when it comes to things like putting food and treats out of reach as well as when roughousing, because they can just stand up and then you can’t bitey their hands or or their faces. Fortunately, I’m here to offer a few suggestions for leveling this playing field!

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sadiversary

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel it wuz eksactly wun yeer ago today that my sister pooh bear the kitty went away i hav herd that their is a playse calld the rainbow bridge ware dogs and kitties go to wayt for there peepul if so then i am shoor pooh bear is their wayting for a chance to sit in dadas lap agin wile he rites his crazee storeez

i wil bet that if pooh bear hadnt gone away then my other sister trouble the kitty woodnt hav turnd into a soopervillin but wot can yoo do maybe if lex loother hadnt lost all his hare he woodnt have turnd into a soopervillin eether hay lex loother havnt yoo herd of hare club for men???  sheesh

wel ennyway heer is a littel ret … retrospect … heer ar sum pikchers of pooh bear the kitty frum before she went away ok be

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brillante!!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay luk i got an award from my noo frend molly!!!!

this award is — oh hi trouble hay wot ar yoo dooing with that rope???? oof!!!!! thump!!!!

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