Aragorn: “Your new palace is very nice, Gimli. Perhaps not quite so spacious as Ered Luin or Kazad-dûm, but fewer balrogs, so there’s that.”
Jack Torrance: “Uh-huh. It’s got a nice ballroom, too.”
Yo, Vacancy
Tag: hotels
A Mountain Retreat
Lulu: “Well there’s definitely plenty of snow! I don’t see much death though.”
Blue: “Maybe whoever lives over there can give us directions.”
Aragorn: “That resort wasn’t here last time …”
The Oceanside Animals 