Flashback Sunday: Evicted!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay for reezons i do not unnerstand the peepul at random.org keep pikking tucker posts for my reepeets hay random guys this is dennises diry of destrukshuns not tuckers tales of tucker!!!! wel ennyway it is not so bad at leest in this post tucker is gitting his komuppanse for sumthing or other ha ha ok bye


“This isn’t my bedroom.”
“So, so wrong.”

their gawn

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog well today grammy grampy and auntie left to go bak to the mithical land of noo york it terns owt they wer all prety nice even tho they did put me in my krate a fyoo times they also playd fetch with me and made yummy food in the kitchin it seems yoo can mayk food from ingreedyents insted of from a boks from the freezr hoo new? ennyway they sed they will be bak nekst yeer so i gess i will be seeing them agin i think thatll be gud ok bye

home alone

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog last nite mama and dada went owt to a place calld the arther murry stoodyo for dans lessens they go there evry week and yoosully i go in my krate well this time i didnt go in my krate insted those three howsgests grammy grampy and auntie stayd home with me it was verry verry weerd beeing home withowt mama and dada arownd i didnt no what to do so first i wood bark at auntie then i wood wine then i wood pase arownd the living room and wine sum mor then i wood go to the windo to look for there kar then i wood bark at auntie again becuz i wuz pretty shoor it was her fawlt mama and dada wernt home finally mama and dada came bak and reskewed me and i wuz happy agin i thawt maybe auntie had disposd of them sumhow but i wuz wrong ………. for now

i gess it was gud to be owt of my krate with grammy grampy and auntie they arnt so bad they play fetch with me and giv me treets and the kitchn smells yummi when they are working in it but stil i wood rather hav mama and dada home with me these other peepel seem a little shifty espeshly that socalled auntie we will see if they are reely as nice as evryone sez they are ok bye

their heer

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog yoo may wunder why i am wispering well last nite sum peepl came to the howse unlike most peepl hoo come over they had lots of weerd littel bags on weelz and they moovd rite in to a kupl of rooms mama and dada ar calling them mom and dad and auntie i didnt no mama and dada had there own mama and dada and i dont no what an auntie is but her weerd bag smeld like cookees so i rooted arownd in it a littel ennyway i dont no whats going on but its a littel scarry so i cant tawk much i hav to sneek away and hide before they get up ok bye