hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel it terns owt that the rayn and thunder yesterday wuz a gud thing becuz not only duz rayn mayk the plants grow but also trouble the kitty duznt like to get wet so as soon as it started to rayn she ran off to her cat cup and abandond her army of hypnotizd ninja hedjhogs and then wunse she wuz in her cat cup dada swoopd in and nowing her secret vulnerability he compleetly disabeld her:
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel mama and dada hav left me owt of the krate the last kuple of times that they hav gawn owt and so far i hav not had to destroy ennything as yoo can see i hav finaly put thoze pillos and kushons and blankits and fleeses in there playse:
wot do yoo meen i cannot has toez???
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i am not shoor if i hav menshund this before but for a wile now tucker haz been obsessd with the ayteez moovee flashdanse and recently he has started waring leg warmers!!!!
WATCH THE HYPNOTIC DISC
HELLO HUMAN SERVANTS, THIS IS TROUBLE THE CAT. LET’S SEE IF THIS SO-CALLED HYPNOTIC DISC I STOLE FROM THE BIG CLUMSY DOG THAT STEPS ON ME REALLY WORKS.