desprit times call for desprit mezhures!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay as yoo may hav herd i hav ben unaybel to convinse ennywun that theez alien snayls ar a thret despite the eevil and insiddyus effekt they hav ben having on tucker and trixie chek it owt!!!

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so their i wuz just sitting their minding my own bizness wen suddenly

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay as yoo may hav gessd as a reezult all theez sneek attaks and strayndj beehayvyors i hav ben feeling a littel bit put upon laytly so yoo can imadjin my dismay wen i suddenly fownd myself lokd in a rum all alone with dada!!!

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me vs the vakyoom kleener!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel as part of my ongoing projekt of self improovment i hav deesided that i am going to konker my feer of the vakyoom kleener!!! now as yoo ar probly aware vakyoom kleeners ar responsibul for menny terrifying tales and ledjends for instanse:

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