Agent McFold: “Agent Inky, report.” Agent Inky: “I searched the whole house, top to bottom. I found papers scattered everywhere on the floor in the office.” Agent McFold: “Well, that sounds like everything is in good order then.” Chaplin: “Of course it does. We’re professionals around here.”
Agent McFold: “All right, Agent Inky, you go search the house for mishandled documents and report back. Meanwhile, somebody fetch me one of those Tiki Cat pouches I’ve been hearing about.” Agent Inky: “On it, boss!”
Chaplin: “What’s going on? Did Mama and Dada adopt more cats without consulting me?” Java Bean: “No, this is Agent McFold and his sidekick, Agent Inky.” Agent Inky: “I’m not a sidekick! I’m a trainee!”
Chaplin: “Bean, we need to talk to you about your habit of sleeping on the window sill.” Java Bean: “What about it? You cats do it all the time.” Charlee: “Yeah, but we’re cats. We’re supposed to sleep on window sills. Dogs sleep on the sofa.” Lulu: “Or on the floor!” Chaplin: “Yes, or on the floor, like the barbarians you are.”
Hello friendlies! Lulu here, with another life tip! This time it’s a simple one: If it seems like something interesting is going on, you should always go investigate, even if it doesn’t appear to concern you. For instance, maybe one of your kitty siblings is staring at something. What could it be? A speck of dust? A stray reflection? A cobweb? The only way to find out is go take a look!
Horatio Caine: “… And so, after interviewing everyone here, I’ve been unable to find a viable suspect in the case of the mysterious pile of feathers. Most likely the crime was perpetrated by an outside agent, like a hawk or a jabberwock or a vicious knid. Any questions?” Spicoli: “I have a question, dude. Where’d you get those shades? You never did tell me.” Charlee: “How many kinds of knids are there? Are they all vicious or only some of them?” Horation Cane: “Any questions about the case?“ Spicoli: “No.” Charlee: “No.”
Ninja Hedgehog: “Hey, Vermin, somebody’s here to see you. But keep stirring the mealworm vat.” Vermin: “HISSS! I told you, my name is Jill! If you keep calling me Vermin, I’m reporting you to Animal Resources!”
Horatio Caine: “So this is where your friend Blue is right now?” Lulu: “Yes, she posted that she was here visiting relatives.” Horatio Caine: “Well, it shouldn’t be too hard to find her in the closed confines of an animal park.”
Producer Smurf: “I fail to smurf how smurfing a long bubble bath is going to smurf any mysteries or, more importantly, smurf me any material I can smurf for my smurfumentary and my smurfcast.” Lulu: “It’s a temporary safety measure. We can’t investigate during an artillery bombardment from the base.” Horatio Caine: “Yeah, what the dog said. Also, you might consider taking a bath in the sink. You seem to be smoldering a little.”
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