Ambassador: “Welcome to the American Embassy, Mr. Vizsla and, uh, whatever that other thing is.”
Dennis: “I was kind of hoping we would end up at the Blogville embassy …”
Vermin: “HISSS! Nasty diplomat! I am a vizsla too! Can’t you tell by my ridiculous floppy ears, my slobbery jowls, and the goofy expression on my face? Not to mention my wonderful good nature??!! Stupid human!”
Ambassador: “Oooookay. Well anyway, you two have caused a pretty big ruckus for our friends here in Burkina Faso. Those kids out there are convinced you have iPhones for them.”

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Teen Point Five Million


Vermin: “HISSS! I’m not sure I’m entirely comfortable traveling over all this water on a heavily laden  magic flying coaster.”
Dennis: “Oh it’s fine! I’ve only got one more stop to make and I don’t think it’s very far.”
Vermin: “HISSS! All right, good! Where are we going?”
Dennis: “Burkina Faso.”

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to rantcho gwakkamoley!!! now in 3d!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel after reesent eevents mama and dada dekreed that we all needed to git owt of the howse beefore small animal klayms kort gets bak in seshun and so we bundeld owrselvs off to neerby rantcho gwakkamoley home of the faymus kampgrownd dumpsters plus this time data brawt along a 3d adapter for his iphone wot his dada sent him as a serprize prezzent so wot duz that meen??? that meenz pikchers ware if yoo kross yore eyez and dot yore teez yoo kan see me and trixie in three dimenshuns chek it owt!!!

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its the sunday awards and meem show whirld toor mamas day edishun!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay happy mamas day to all yoo mamas owt their be yoo mamas to hyoomans or dogs or kitties or rats or goats or wotever!!! if yoo ar stil luking for that perfekt mamas day gift may i sugjest cheez???  also yoo may hav notisd that the awards ar gawn frum my sidebar i hav moovd them all to the awards paydj in hopes it wil help my nice reederzez reeding ekspeeryense by mayking my verry  importent and informativ posts lode faster!!!  pleez let me no if i hav sukseeded!!!

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