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In Memoriam

Mr. Nibbles: “You look like you have a question, friend Hipsters.” Chaplin: “We don’t understand why we’re having a party for Dennis but he isn’t here for it.” Spicoli: “Oh, little dudes, this isn’t a party. It’s a memorial service. And that’s how memorial…

All Ashore That’s Going Ashore

Jack Sparrow: “Land ho! Mr. Spicoli! Prepare to launch the ship’s tender!” Spicoli: “The what now, dude?” Jack Sparrow: “The small boat for going ashore! Savvy?” Spicoli: “I don’t see anything like that on board, dude.”

Come Sail Away

Spicoli: “What makes you so sure you can find Dennis and the Black Pearl, dude?” Jack Sparrow: “I have an excellent crew, Mr. Spicoli. They will continue on the course I set, for a fabled island rich with treasure. We are now making for…

Sea Dogs

Sky Turtle: “What are we doing at the San Diego harbor?” Spicoli: “We’re trying to find Dennis.” Sky Turtle: “But the drunken, mascara-wearing biped said Dennis would be aboard his old pirate ship. They don’t have pirate ships here.” Spicoli: “Dude, check out all…

Why Is The Award Gone?

Jack Sparrow: “I shall display this award next to my Golden Globe for ‘favorite pirate’, and none of you can stop me.” Spicoli: “Dude, seriously, stealing an award from a dog isn’t going to do much for your reputation.”

its the sunday awards and meem show!!! if i kan find the set!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay gess wot??? i got an award frum my frends over at photofinland by rantsalot chek it owt!!!

WHO ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE?

HELLO HUMAN SERVANTS, THIS IS TROUBLE THE KITTY. IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT THERE ARE RUMORS THAT ONE OR MORE OF THE BIG CLUMSY DOGS WHO STEP ON ME HAVE BEEN RESCUED. I WOULD LIKE TO ADDRESS THESE RUMORS BY — HANG…

Meanwhile, Somewhere On The Ocean …

Later …

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