Mr. Nibbles: “You look like you have a question, friend Hipsters.”
Chaplin: “We don’t understand why we’re having a party for Dennis but he isn’t here for it.”
Spicoli: “Oh, little dudes, this isn’t a party. It’s a memorial service. And that’s how memorial services work. You know, just like the ones for Trouble and Tucker and Trixie.”
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Jack Sparrow: “Land ho! Mr. Spicoli! Prepare to launch the ship’s tender!”
Spicoli: “The what now, dude?”
Jack Sparrow: “The small boat for going ashore! Savvy?”
Spicoli: “I don’t see anything like that on board, dude.”
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Spicoli: “What makes you so sure you can find Dennis and the Black Pearl, dude?”
Jack Sparrow: “I have an excellent crew, Mr. Spicoli. They will continue on the course I set, for a fabled island rich with treasure. We are now making for that same island. I can only hope we reach it in time, for the inhabitants are said to be clever tricksters. I fear your friend may be in well over his head.”
Spicoli: “Yeah, well, he usually is.”
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Sky Turtle: “What are we doing at the San Diego harbor?”
Spicoli: “We’re trying to find Dennis.”
Sky Turtle: “But the drunken, mascara-wearing biped said Dennis would be aboard his old pirate ship. They don’t have pirate ships here.”
Spicoli: “Dude, check out all the boats with big sails. Don’t those look like pirate ships to you?”
Jack Sparrow: “I shall display this award next to my Golden Globe for ‘favorite pirate’, and none of you can stop me.”
Spicoli: “Dude, seriously, stealing an award from a dog isn’t going to do much for your reputation.”
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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay gess wot??? i got an award frum my frends over at photofinland by rantsalot chek it owt!!!
Continue reading “its the sunday awards and meem show!!! if i kan find the set!!!”
HELLO HUMAN SERVANTS, THIS IS TROUBLE THE KITTY. IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT THERE ARE RUMORS THAT ONE OR MORE OF THE BIG CLUMSY DOGS WHO STEP ON ME HAVE BEEN RESCUED. I WOULD LIKE TO ADDRESS THESE RUMORS BY — HANG ON, SOMEONE IS OUTSIDE MY BOX.
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