Back to the Past

James Bond: “Who’s a good puppy? Who’s a cute puppy? Who? Who?”
Dennis: “Me?”
James Bond: “That’s right! And who deserves a head pat and a chin skritch?”
Dennis: “Also me?”
James Bond: “That’s right!”
Mouse: “Sure sure, Dennis is awesome. Now can you explain who you are and why you insisted on leaving the flux capacitor burning while we retreated to this retro 80s arcade nook?”
Charlee: “Look at the moving things, Chaplin!”
Chaplin: “I’m looking, Charlee!”
Mr. Nibbles: “Whee! I’m Bullitt!”

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Lockup: Hound

Welcome to today’s episode of Lockup: Hound, the show that takes you inside the unseen world of dog convicts.  Today, we take our cameras to California, where the notorious pillow and stuffie killer Dennis the Vizsla sits in solitary confinement, awaiting his parole.

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letter frum prizzin

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i dont want ennywun to wurry abowt me wile i am in prizzin it is not so bad i am gitting fud and a bed the only problem is my sellmayt he nevr stops tawking and i think he must be crazy becuz the owtlandish storeez he tellz cudnt possibly be troo unlike my compleetly faktchooal advenchurs

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