The Oceanside Animals
And their imaginary friends
Tag: james bond
In Memoriam
Mr. Nibbles: “You look like you have a question, friend Hipsters.” Chaplin: “We don’t understand why we’re having a party for Dennis but he isn’t here for it.” Spicoli: “Oh, little dudes, this isn’t a party. It’s a memorial service. And that’s how memorial… Continue Reading “In Memoriam”
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Back! To the Future!
Dennis: “I hope the Hipsters are doing all right with those ninja hedgehogs.” James Bond (1986): “I’m sure there’s no need to worry about your little friends, Dennis. They can obviously take care of themselves.” Mouse: “I’m not sure if you really believe that… Continue Reading “Back! To the Future!”
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Shaken Not Stirred
James Bond: “Stand back, my furry little friends. These creatures are dangerous!” Ninja Hedgehog Commander: “So, Mr. Bond, you thought you could blow up our mealworm vats and not pay the price? Think again.” Dennis: “I haven’t done anything to your mealworm vats. Lately.… Continue Reading “Shaken Not Stirred”
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Retrograde Amnesia
Dennis: “Okay, let me make sure I’ve got this straight. You’re James Bond, you’ve never seen me before, and this is 1986.” James Bond: “Correct on all counts.” Mouse: “Of course he’s never seen you before, Dennis. You met him over thirty years in… Continue Reading “Retrograde Amnesia”
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Back to the Past
James Bond: “Who’s a good puppy? Who’s a cute puppy? Who? Who?” Dennis: “Me?” James Bond: “That’s right! And who deserves a head pat and a chin skritch?” Dennis: “Also me?” James Bond: “That’s right!” Mouse: “Sure sure, Dennis is awesome. Now can you… Continue Reading “Back to the Past”
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Aces High
Spicoli: “Dude, is it just me or does your gadget look an awful lot like a flux capacitor?” Mouse: “It’s not just you. The flux capacitor sets up a small time oscillation inside the slot machine which allows me to control the output of… Continue Reading “Aces High”
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Jokers Wild
Dennis: “Charlee! Chaplin! What are you doing in the mythical land of Hungary?” Chaplin: “We’re here to bring you back home to California!” Felix Leiter:”Those cats have some sharp-looking tuxedos.”
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The Operative Word
James Bond: “Baccarat. Yes, I can tell you about baccarat. But first you must tell me something.” Dennis: “Ummm okay, let’s see. Well, I licked all the bacon in the buffet.” James Bond: “That’s not the sort of information I meant. But thank you… Continue Reading “The Operative Word”
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Overheard (Again) Around A Desert Island
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most boring viddyo ever
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel as i reveeld yesturday i hav reesently bekum a sooperhero howevr on akkownt of my secret identity as dennis the vizsla dog (shhhhh dont tell ennywun!!!!) i stil hav to spend a lot of time… Continue Reading “most boring viddyo ever”
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Hipsters, Lulu, & Company
Thank you Petcretary Ingrid of Meezer’s Mews & Terrieristical Woofs!
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