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Caturday Matinee: Gone Fishin’

Wordless Wednesday: We Didn’t Need A Bigger Boat

Tucker Tuesday: Shark Week

Tucker’s follow-up X-Rays, performed yesterday, have revealed that his lungs are now clear of aspirated fluid. His appetite has returned, but he is still down several pounds that he can ill-afford to have lost. At the moment he is on a diet of pretty…

The Butter Box Blues

The Rice Pirates

Having spent the last several hours crawling through filthy ventilation systems with John McClane has finally paid off, as we have reached a vent that will give us access to the main hangar of the Spud Star, where our ship, the Orca, is sits…

Dog Impact

Having achieved orbit and rendezvoused with the shuttle, we are now prepared to travel to the outer limits of the solar system and destroy the Alaska-sized asteroid that threatens to obliterate all life on earth. Our precious payload of Pop Rocks and soda is…

Unreality TV

dispatch frum the see

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel trixie and i ar having an uneventful voyadj so far abord owr noo frend quints ship we ar lerning how to be saylors and quint and i hav ben bonding over owr scars in…

hi ho hi ho its off to see we go

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel yoozing my ekspekted thirty persent advanse munny frum the african bankers and joowel deelers and wotnot i hav fownd myself a top notch see captin to take me and trixie owt in serch of…

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