hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel having had a bit of a skayr in the mithikal mowntin town of julian dooring wich it wuz verry dark and we wer likely to be eeten by a groo “flat stanley” and i hav now traveld bak to the relativ sayfty of the oshunside harbor!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay my toor of suthern kalifornya with speshul gide “flat stanley” kontinyooz this week!!! after he trayded in his flatmobile for that 1932 duffeldorf or wotever its kalld at the kraftwerks myoozeum we now hav a sweet konvertibul to tayk up into the mowntins just like the last time i visitted the mithikal sitty of julian wich is of korse ware yoo kan git sum of the best pies ever!!! however we did not go in sertch of pies this time we went in sertch of gold chek it owt!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay first i wood like to thank evrywun hoo offerd simpathee and sugjestchuns for how to deel with the terrifying parakeet wot invayded my howse!!! fortchoonatly mama has tayken the parakeet “to the classrum” witch i am pritty shoor is a yoofamizm for “put it in the deep fryer” ha ha ha ha ha ha ok ennyway i am sorry i hav not ben arownd dada is stil wurking on his silly buk witch meenz he duz not hav time to properly dokyooment all my adventchers however he did not say i cud not do skolarly treetises!!! now intrestingly altho dada duz not hav time to rite up my adventchers apparently he has time to go hayng owt in the desert witch is a horrid eevil nasty playse!!! so now i wood like to present a skolarly treetis on why wun shud never ever go to the desert chek it owt!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel wen we left off yesterday i had just reechd the mithical sitty of julian hi in the mowtins of sandy eggo now supposedly julian is a hamlet but i did not see enny ham their so dont beleev the hype!!! but i did see sum other stuf their chek it owt!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel wow that shoor wuz kwite a rode trip in the weenermobeel huh??? but alls wel that ends with nomes gitting blown off a bridj ha ha!!! but just to proov that not all my rode trips ar that crazy heer is another wun wot i tuk with mama and dada a fyoo munths ago wen we went to the mithical sitty of julian chek it owt!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog whew that trip to the mithical town of julian shoor wuz a wurkout!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog i herd that sumwun named annie versry is coming arownd tomorro i dont no hoo she is but aparently she comes to visit wunse a yeer and she is always happy trouble the kitty tells me that this is the seventeeth time that mama and dada have had annie versry come to town wow seventeen yeers is like forever in dog yeers its … lets see … carry the one … um … well im not verry gud at math but this guy says thats 81 in dog yeers thats almost as old as tucker ha ha
ennyway becuz of annie versry coming arownd agin mama and dada are going to take me and the other dogs to the mithical city of julian in the wild mowntins of sandy eggo cownty ware they have mowntin lions and dire wulves and gnomes and ghostly prospektors and fires and most importent the best appel pie in california mmmmm pie ok bye