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WD-40oz To Freedom

K9: “Doctor, Dennis is here with the device you wanted to examine.” Ninth Doctor: “Thank you, K9. Good dog.” Dennis: “Aaaaaiiiiieee! Loud! Loud! Lou―hey, is that food?”

A Heffalump’s Faithful Like Zero Percent

Spicoli: “Dude, why are you still carrying that fake spider around? I thought you were afraid of it.” Dennis: “Well I was, but then I realized that I haven’t been attacked by any heffalumps while I’ve had it, so I think it’s keeping the…

Observed Around The House

Spicoli: “So are you feeling better now that your friend Billy Idol told you that’s just a toy spider and not a killer plastic alien invader, dude?” Dennis: “Yep! That wasn’t Billy Idol, though, that was the Doctor.” Spicoli: “Dude! Seriously? What is he…

Who’s On First?

Sophie and I have been languishing in this dungeon for nearly a week, no food, the only water what little drips from the cracks in the ceiling. We have seen and heard nothing from our captor since he locked us in here; we have…

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