Hob Pursuit

Mouse: “Looks like we’re too late.”
Spicoli: “Well, let’s still go inside and see if they know where Dennis went.”

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Constitutional Anarchy

Dennis: “Greetings, In-n-Out Burger Manager. I am Dennis, King of California.”
Dennis the Constitutional In-n-Out Burger Manager: “I didn’t know California had a King.”
Dennis: “Neither did I! But I recently became aware that it’s almost certainly not entirely impossible that I could be and probably am the King.”
Dennis the Constitutional In-n-Out Burger Manager: “Yeah? How’d you become King, then?”

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Burger King

Mouse: “Say, Vermin, did you by any chance convince Dennis he was the King of California?”
Vermin: “HISS! Nasty mouse! Stop calling me Vermin. And also, yes.”

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