hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay sorry abowt last week dada is so layzee sumtimes!!! fortchoonatly i hav ben aybel to gilt him into helping me this week and its a gud thing becuz it is the klash of the titans ludo versus kirk chek it owt!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel my last ekspedishun to owter spayse may hav sort of ended with me gitting baykd into a potato and droppd frum orbit but never feer i am not giving up!!! this time i am planning ahedd chek it owt!!!
Having unexpectedly encountered my old and long-presumed-deep-fried nemesis, Darth Tater, our spaceship has found itself surrounded by superior forces, cut off from outside assistance, and about to be boarded. It looks like I will spend the rest of my days as a prisoner of Darth Tater, perhaps an exhibit in his petting zoo; but as the rest of the crew files out on deck to be clapped in chains, Harry Stamper grabs my collar and pulls me into one of the air ducts. Crazy at it seems, he thinks we have a chance against Tater and his minions. Even crazier, he tells me to start calling him John McClane.
What began as a quest to find the Kong of the Gods has led me into the midst of a battle between two starship captains, each with a will of iron, each commanding one of the most advanced war machines in the galaxy. My training as an archeologist never prepared me for anything like this.