Overheard Around The Dungeon In The American Embassy

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Bugs Bunny: “So what are you in for this time, Doc?”
Dennis: “Well I accidentally smuggled a box of uninspected meat and a crate containing some sort of alien monster into the country.”

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It’s A Blast

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Dennis: “I don’t see why my box of meat has to be in the blast chamber. It’s just meat.”
Ambassador: “Bob said so and Bob is the expert.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Stupid big dog! Why are you complaining? If the crate has a bomb in it and the bomb goes off, we’ll have instant barbecue!”
Dennis: “Oooh, you’re right! Blow it up, Bob!”
Bob the Pyromaniac Builder: “All right, I’m going to open the crate!”

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slakker sunday!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay my slakker dada sez to tel yoo he is sorry he did not git a chanse to finnish up my adventchers with the eksploding krayt and sutch this week on akkownt of havving a bizzy week with me and the kittens!!! i hav not ben feeling wel this week and had to go in to the vetnameez speshalist on toozday for majikal sownd inspekshuns wot fownd sum suspishus thikkening in my innards so then i had to bak in for a skoping yesterday chek it owt!!!

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