Another New Labor-Saving Device Available!

The makers of the Vizsl-A-Matic 9000™ are proud to announce another new labor-saving device for people who have kitchens! Are you tired of having to manually defrost and clean your refrigerator?  Are you tired of cleansers, sprays, sponges, and cloths?  Is there mysterious squishy leftover food in the back of the refrigerator that you are afraid to touch, even with gloves on?  Well, we have your solution:  The new and improved Vizsl-A-Matic 10000™, featuring all the features of the Vizsl-A-Matic 9000™, plus remote audio control for many functions**!

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New Labor-Saving Device Available!

Greetings, people who have kitchens! Are you tired of always having to wash your kitchen towels, only to have them get dirty again the very next day? Are you constantly having to take one towel down and put another one in its place? Well we have a solution for you — the Vizsl-A-Matic 9000! This miraculous new device is always on the job! As soon as its patented, ultra-sensitive air sniffing device detects that your kitchen towels have accumulated food residue, it will detach from its charging base (the Vizsl-A-Lap, sold separately) and lick into action. Before long your towels will be perfectly clean. You’ll never struggle with armloads of dirty kitchen towels again!

The Vizsl-A-Matic 9000 comes with a variety of attachments, enabling it to get into those hard-to-reach nooks and crannies and give them the most thorough cleaning they’ve had in years! Besides kitchen towels, the Vizsl-A-Matic 9000 works on:

  • Countertops!
  • Dining room tables!
  • Kitchen sinks!
  • Pantries & cabinets!
  • Garbage cans!
  • Refrigerators!
  • Ovens and ranges! (Must be cool first — very important!)
  • Dishes, bowls, and cups!
  • That space under the dishwasher where mysterious stuff accumulates and never gets cleaned up!

So don’t delay, get your Vizsl-A-Matic 9000 today, and leave the cleaning to us!

The Vizsl-A-Matic Hard At Work*

* Aerosmith soundtrack sold separately