Mad Ants Beyond Sugardome: Round Two

Dennis: “… well I don’t think I’ve actually been to Mars, but I’ve been lots of other places, like Planet Costco and the Star League space bowling alley …”
Mouse: “I cannot believe NASA hasn’t hung up on you yet.”
Adam Ant: “Excuse me, but how much longer will I be expected to stand here listening to that dog talk on the phone?”
Producer Smurf: “Dennis! Stop smurfing around on the phone with NASA! We have a show to smurf and we’re behind schedule!”
Dennis: “… oh and one time I got turned into a chicken by a space chicken. Then we went to their home planet and …”

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theem thursday hats and clip show!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel as yoo hav probly noted i do not yoozhually partayk of theem thursday however my noo frend shakira of justmeshakira let me no that this weeks theem wuz hats and wel hats!!! yoo no me and hats!!! so i wood like to preezent a retrospektiv of me and my hats thru the last kuple of yeerz!!! most of theez ar frum my satterday matinay eevents so i hav inklooded konveenyent links to them for those hoo may hav missd them!!!

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He’s No Angel

Just when it seemed as if we were about to find out way out of the labyrinth and get Ludo back to his band, the full extent of Jareth’s treachery was revealed.  He took the tickets Hoggle had obtained from his former employers at Travelocity and left with a retinue of goblins to become the new lead singer of Ludo’s band, while Ludo, Hoggle, Tucker, and I were imprisoned in the dank depths of the Goblin King’s dungeon.  When I became an archeologist, I never thought that I would end up entombed myself …

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The Monster Revealed

Last week, we thought we had completed the quest set before us by Jareth the Goblin King, only to discover that he sought a different red beast that had been haunting the Bog of Eternal Stench. Little did we know that even as our quest seemed on the edge of failure, it was about to take a bizarre twist …

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Mission Accomplished … ?

Having successfully captured the so-called “monster” that had been terrorizing the Bog of Eternal Stench, my gnome guide and I have embarked on our return journey to the Goblin King’s castle, where we will present Tucker to him and let him know that the threat is ended.  Then, perhaps, the Goblin King will permit Tucker and I to leave this bizarre realm.  I can only hope …

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