Wordless Wednesday: Approach If You Dare
Tag: lairs
On The® Ninth Day Of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me A Potted Cactus For Delivery
Lulu: “All right, so say we get you a potted cactus. What then?”
Knight Who Says ‘Ni’: “Then you deliver the® cactus to our attorney’s office. Here is his card.”
Lulu: “I know where Scrooge’s office is. I was there not long ago looking into suing the® cats to get my boxes back from them.”
Knight Who Says ‘Ni’: “Ooooohhh! An even more hopeless task than challenging the® Knights who say ‘Ni’!”
Ninja Hedgehogs: “AAAAUUUUGGGHHHH!”
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On The Fifth Day Of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me Elves Acting Stereotypically
Ninja Hedgehog #1: “Shouldn’t you guys be sitting on a shelf instead of on the ground?”
Cinnamon: “That’s a hurtful stereotype. We can sit anywhere we want to.”
Spearmint: “Why, have you got a shelf?”
Ninja Hedgehog #2: “Yes, there’s a rock shelf right over there.”
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On The Fourth Day Of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me An AMA* That Was Rather Silly
Ninja Hedgehog Commander: “All right, since you all insisted on seeing them, here are our spies, Cinnamon and Spearmint.”
Cinnamon: “Hi there!”
Spearmint: “Hello!”
Ninja Hedgehog Commander: “Now I gather you had some questions for them before we start the raids. So ask away.”
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Lulu’s Life Tips: Keeping House
Hello friendlies! Lulu here! This week’s life tip is maybe a little late, but it’s about spring cleaning. You know, when you kind of let the housework go over the winter because it’s winter and it’s dark and gloomy and nobody is coming over anyway so why bother, am I right?
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Touring the Facility
Chaplin: “So what’s the first thing we should do?”
Ed Nygma: “Well to get started, why don’t you show me around your lair?”
Chaplin: “Uh, okay, sure.”
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A Big Honking Lair
Lulu (shouting): “IS THIS THE NINJA HEDGEHOG LAIR?”
Norman #1 (shouting): “WHAT?”
Producer Smurf: “Aaaiiieeee!”
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The Norman Conquest
Norman #1: “I sure hope Norman doesn’t find out about this, Norman.”
Norman #2: “I won’t tell if you don’t, Norman.”
Lulu: “Listen, while you’re at it, I could use a good bristle brushing, too.”
Norman #2: “We’re ninja hedgehogs, not hairdressers. We don’t carry bristle brushes around.”
Lulu: “Well I have an idea about that …”
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Who Watches the Watchdog?
Norman #1: “Nobody move, this is a ninja hedgehog raid!”
Norman #2: “We have water pistols and we’re not afraid to … Hey, where’d the cat go?”
Lulu: “You mean Chaplin? He had to use the facilities. He asked me to watch his stuff while he was gone.”
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Wordless Wednesday: In The Bunker
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Wordless Wednesday: Lulu’s Lair
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The Adventure of the Stolen Poop Bags
Hello good readers. This is Tucker the Much Better Vizsla than Dennis. Since my bout of aspiration pneumonia some weeks ago, I have not been able to go for walks around the harbor like I used to; however, Mama and Dada did recently take me to the park at the top of the hill so I could go people-watching. Trixie came along to protect us from evil perpetrators, while Dennis stayed home, because the park tends to be quite crowded and Dennis is a paranoid agoraphobic hermit. Or something like that.
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dy-no-mite!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i overherd trouble and her weerd nome frend plotting to blow up the hole wot tucker went down!!! i hav to go tawk to trixie she wil no wot to do!!!
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The Oceanside Animals 