Big Latin

Lulu: “It doesn’t look like that guy you hired did a very good job erasing the graffiti.”
Chaplin: “It’s so hard to find good help these days.”
Spicoli: “Maybe that’s because you hired somebody who ran away from the circus, dude.”
Batman: “It’s one of the Riddler’s riddles! Ed, you evil genius!”
Mouse: “Ed didn’t write this. That clown did.”
Batman: “What clown?”
Mouse: “The clown hiding behind that equipment over there.”
Joker: “Tee-hee!”

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The Mystery of the Missing Snacks

Lulu: “All right, so it sounds like the next thing we need to do is find Chaplin and the Riddler.”
Batman: “Excellent plan, Dog Wonder! So who is this ‘Chaplin’? Is he a villain with a little mustache and a bowler hat?”
Spicoli: “Close, dude. He’s a cat with a soul patch.”
Batman: “A cat with a soul patch? Diabolical! How will we ever track down such a fiend?”
Charlee: “I’ll just wave this flirt pole around a little.”

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its the sunday awards and meem show lingwistik edishun!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay welkum to the sunday awards and meem show lingwistik edishun!!! it has come to my attenshun that satterday matinay was disrupted yesterday by those aliens wot wer brawdkasting telenovelas as part of there kampayn to stop hooever wuz impersunayting them so in order to help evrywun owt i hav brawt in a faymus lingwistik ekspert to translayt the telenovela!!! pleez welkum noted translaytor and langwidj ekspert the roman sentoorion frum the faymus dokyoomentry the life of brian!!!

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proximidada?

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i wuz reesently given the proximidada award frum my gud frend asta in the mithical land of noo york ware mama and dada perport to be frum oridjinally heer is a pikcher of this luvly award:

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i cud do that if i didnt hav two left feet

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel it apeerz that mama and dada hav survivd both the veeenez waltz and the chacha at the fred astaire stoodyo i fownd this on there camra after they got home and i figgerd that since dada is always posting emberasing viddyos of me i wood post a kuple of them here goes

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