its the sunday awards and meem show no awards and meems edishun!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay welkum to the sunday awards and meem show!!! now this week i dont hav enny awards or meems so insted i am going to reed yoo sum ekserpts frum a poem wot i rote calld ode to a ninja hedjhog wot snuck into my howse in the middel of the nite wile i wuz likking myself ok reddy heer goze!!!

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taysts like chikken

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel it seems that more viddyo has surfasd from last weeks so calld orjy of destrukshun wot i am shoor yoo hav red abowt in all the paypers wel first let me just say that theez viddyos do not show the owrs and owrs ware i just sit kwietly lissening to the soothing myoozik wot puts mama to sleep and second yoo hav to put the viddyo in the proper contekst wich is how i sayvd the wurld ok so lets just confrunt this viddyo hed on heer it is:

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Did That Used To Be A Sheep?

No, that was a leather chaise lounge, otherwise known as “the most expensive piece of furniture in the house”. The big white blob is the pillow that once formed the backrest of the lounge. However it was also way too big for the room, so we’re not as upset as you might think. We did buy a new plastic airplane-style crate for Dennis the Menace, so there’s an excellent chance I’ll be posting pictures of the shattered remains of a plastic crate before too long. It is too late for the chaise, but it died so that other furniture might live.

My wife is planning to make a new backrest for the chaise, perhaps out of faux-suede pillows. Then we’ll sell it and buy ourselves a nice little couch from IKEA.