The Great Tuna Hunt: Part 4

Vermin: “HISSS! Nasty cats, leaving litter in the street!”
Charlee: “It’s not litter, it’s our latest plan to make the giant can of tuna fall down.”
Chaplin: “When it stomps on the sign, it’ll step on the skateboard, the skateboard will roll away, the can of tuna will fall down, Blue will pop it open, and we’ll all eat like kings!”
Spicoli: “Won’t it just squash the skateboard flat, dudes?”
Charlee: “Maybe. But that’s why we piled Legos and a banana peel on the skateboard.”
Chaplin: “Okay, Blue, hit it!”

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Dogageddon

Having returned in triumph from Little China, I am expecting to be given a new assignment in my new position as a paranormal investigator; but instead I find the university abuzz with news of impending planetary disaster. The astronomers in our physics department have discovered a giant asteroid heading straight for earth. An emergency meeting has been called to figure out how to avert this catastrophe; and of course, with my stellar track record of beating insurmountable odds, they want me to be involved. Can we save the world? I hope so — all my stuff is there! If we succeed, we will be heroes; if we fail, it will be … Armageddon.

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lego my eggoland

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay so mama and dada and there gests went to the amayzing lego my eggoland wot is an amyoozment park run by the faymus waffle and plastic block mayking company and they got to see all kinds of incredibul things and meenwile i wuz at home lokd in the howse so i cudnt bark at the peepul on the hill wot wer cutting down all my weedz it is so unfare!!!! lego my eggoland perports to be a family playse and yet wuz not allowd to go their with my family so is it reely reely a family playse or is it just pretend??? lets tayk a peek at dadas camra and find owt shall we ok heer goze:

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